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Author Dirty Poem - how the 7 dwarves got their names.
Tiger
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21st Jul 03 at 19:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Miss Snow White was a randy cow,
> And desperate for a f**k,
> So off she went into the woods,
> To try and get some luck.
>
> She'd almost given up looking,
> When she saw some chimney smoke,
> Then she stumbled on the cottage,
> And went in for a poke.
>
> Her clothes came off in seconds.
> And she'd just removed her pants,
> When seven dwarves came marching in,
> With a merry song and dance.
>
> Snow White just stood there speechless,
> And thought she was in heaven,
> Originally after one good sh@g,
> But now she could have seven.
>
> Straight away she took command,
> "My f@nny needs a lick!"
> And when one dwarf moved forward,
> She said "Oi-you'd better drop your pick"
>
> So down he went onto all fours,
> And said "I ain't licking that",
> "Not there, that is my ar$e-hole,
> You DOPEY little brat!"
>
> The next dwarf started blushing,
> "Do we have to do it here?"
> Snow White said "Don't be BASHFUL,
> Unless you're a f**king qur"
>
> So reluctantly he whipped it out,
> To prove he was no fool.
> And Snow White gave a big "Heigh-Ho".
> As she rode upon his tool.
>
> Now one dwarf wasn't smiling.
> Cos he hadn't had a sniff,
> And due to his impatience,
> He couldn't raise a stiff.
>
> Relax" you GRUMPY ba$tard",
> So he did as he was told,
> And as soon as he was hard enough,
> He shot his f**kin load.
>
> The next dwarf got a bl*w-job,
> And she took him deep quite easy,
> But she just avoided brain-damage,
> When he sneezed, she called him SNEEZY.
>
> With three dwarves left,
> she turned and said, "You're next, I want your knob!"
> But not sooner had he entered her,
> And he was sleeping on the job.
>
> Wake up you SLEEPY bastard" She wanted more from him.
> And he woke with such excitement, That he filled her hairy qu!m.
> The next dwarf rammed his up her, And sh@gged her fa*ny raw,
> A dazed Snow White then whimpered. "That should be against the law."
>
> He made poor Snow White tremble,
> He was so big and thick.
> No wonder you're so HAPPY,
> With that f**king great big pr!ck"
>
> With one dwarf still remaining,
> But feeling rather sore,
> She said "You'll have to use your tongue, My tw@t can't take no more!"
> And so he put his tongue to work, Where others had placed their co*ks,
> And 'cos he made Snow White feel better, She named the last dwarf DOC.
>
> Now Snow White couldn't do much,
> With all that spadge inside her qu!m,
> So she grabbed a cup, and squatted,
> And filled it to the brim.
>
> So there's the truth about the dwarves,
> And how they got their names,
> By satisfying Miss Snow White,
> And joining in her games.
>
> There's one more thing you need to know,
> And that's - What happened to that cup,
> Well think of what you're drinking,
> When you next buy 7-Up!
Ben
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21st Jul 03 at 19:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



its ok!
MyK RyT
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21st Jul 03 at 20:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

better than the poems they make you read in school!!!!!!
Chris P
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21st Jul 03 at 20:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



LMFAO

Good job I don't drink 7-UP

 
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