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the_legend_of_yrag

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Registered: 7th Jul 03
Location: Cambridgeshire
User status: Offline

16th Jul 03 at 20:27

A man, cat and a flamengo walked into a pub.

The man went to the bar to buy the first round of drinks while the cat and flamengo went to sit down! 'Three pints of Stella please' the man asked, the barman poured the drinks and the man went and sat down.

After that round the flamengo went up to the bar to buy the second round, 'Three pints of Stella pleased' asked the flamengo, the barman poured the drinks and the flamengo went back and sat down.

When they had finished off that round the man went up to the bar to order another three pints of Stella. The barman asked 'how come the cat hasn't bought a round yet?' The man replied, 'well, you see, i went to the agency and asked for a long legged bird, with a tight pussy and that's what i got'!!!