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Author Whats wrong with your cars?
Daimo B
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Registered: 20th Mar 00
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13th Jun 03 at 09:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Not talking about, it handles shit, its slow etc, just general problems with your car. U always hear the good about peoples cars, never the bad, so what wrong with yours?

Mine:
Scuttles sinking
Big scratch on passanger door
Bonnets fecked
Endless stonechips already
rear reg plates cracked
ajscorsa
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Registered: 30th Apr 02
Location: Perceton, North Ayrshire
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13th Jun 03 at 09:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

loads of chipps on bonnet. back wheels are buckled. thats it oh and a huge scratch on drivers door. oh and i need a new brake light too
rich0404
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Registered: 13th Jan 03
Location: Bucks
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13th Jun 03 at 09:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

my cats fcuked!
lee mitchell
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Registered: 26th Jan 01
Location: kent...drive's: eveyones conversion cars hard lol
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13th Jun 03 at 09:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

no bumpers or side skirts or rear shocks. dash, interoir. list is endless as for the other one just the stress cracks and scrape on front bumper
DanielJ
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Registered: 21st Nov 01
Location: gwent, south wales
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13th Jun 03 at 09:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

few marks on me wheels interiors shaggd due 2 me experimentin errr my coolant temp valve went, cat is on its way out, need my bumper fixd
3CorsaMeal
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13th Jun 03 at 09:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

big dent in side,
primer on tailgate, from when i got bored and decided to sand the rust off.
that little flap on front of sunroof that pops up is rusted to fcuk.
piston rings r going
gearbox whines
steering shakes a lot
my sump leaks
it smells of fish inside
exhaust is too loud
big scrape down bonnet
drivers side electric window goes stiff
i stuck my new number plates on wonky
Tim
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13th Jun 03 at 09:47   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Dent in bonnet where from my mates heel when he tried to sunbathe on my car...

Couple tiny spots of surface rust which you can't notice unless you're washing it -- On the edge of one of the doors -- small but annoying...

Front reg cracked (fookin Volvo driver -- found his towbar implanted in my front when i returned to my car)

Seats bolts need tightening as they move about a bit

Fag burn in rear parcel shelf

Arches coming slightly unbound...

Exhaust melting rear bumper slightly...

Wheels kerbed in a couple of places (mum borrowed car when I was at uni a couple of days )

Daimo B
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quote:
Originally posted by DanielJ
few marks on me wheels interiors shaggd due 2 me experimentin


Oooooooooooooo errrr missis Sounds kinky ha ha.
Gambit
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Registered: 5th Jun 00
Location: Common Sense HQ
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13th Jun 03 at 09:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

needs a respray, scratch in back window & rear wheel has a slight buckle
bradfincham
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Registered: 20th Sep 02
Location: East Of England Drives: Clio 172
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13th Jun 03 at 09:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

front bumper has holes in due to being too low!
front bumper doesnt sit tight onto car
blow in patch on the boot
scratch on passengers door
indicators are fish tanks - full of water and they were 30 from pvd
screen scratched
sub not working dont know how do fix it though
Stuckey
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Registered: 5th Jun 02
Location: Plumstead, Greater London
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13th Jun 03 at 09:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

my car is shit in general
Sam
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Registered: 24th Dec 99
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13th Jun 03 at 09:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

On my Astra:

> Both sides of the car has been keyed (was like this when I bought the car hence why it was a cheap price)

> Slight dent on the hatch

> Clunk noise when braking sometimes

> Exhaust heat shield rattles on handbrake cable
ajscorsa
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Registered: 30th Apr 02
Location: Perceton, North Ayrshire
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13th Jun 03 at 09:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

to sort the heat sheild thing tak a hammer to it
DanielJ
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13th Jun 03 at 09:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Daimo B
quote:
Originally posted by DanielJ
few marks on me wheels interiors shaggd due 2 me experimentin


Oooooooooooooo errrr missis Sounds kinky ha ha.


cheeky cunt, its due 2 me pullin stuff apart i shudnt thas y i only got a doorcard on the passenger side
Sam
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13th Jun 03 at 09:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I think one of the boxes might have loose baffles in them. I feel that fitting a stainless steel CAT-back exhaust system is the way forward!
ajscorsa
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13th Jun 03 at 09:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

as do i
Jatinder
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Registered: 17th May 03
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13th Jun 03 at 10:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Has no engine
Has no sounds as they were stolen
No boot carpet as it was cut to nick the CD changer
Front speaker grill missing with wires hanging out were the tweeters used to be
No rear lights they were stolen
And the insides a mess

apart from that its fine
Wolfy
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Registered: 1st Apr 02
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13th Jun 03 at 10:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

evil scratch were some pikeys tried to nick my car last night, alarm got the better off em as did running after them with a replica colt .45 lil cnuts!
my 1.0 12v is missing a cylinder and 4 more valves.
its missing a turbo.
tweeters up front are blown for some odd reason
alloys scrub @ rear when i go over bumps.
theres no fit nakid lady spralled over my car with her baps out.
the 2 gauge pod fell off 3 days ago.

and last but no least, theres no nakid layde with her baps out on my car.
vibrio
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Registered: 28th Feb 01
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13th Jun 03 at 10:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Both have recently past their MOT's without any problems though

GT
Need two front tyres (on order)
Whinning from alternator
damping crap needs new shocks
not fast enough

Sporting
Needs two front tyres
rear skipping out on bumps
Idle not good
CD player jumps all the time
ride is bouncy
brakes need replacing
drivers window won't go down

[Edited on 13-06-2003 by vibrio]
someone
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13th Jun 03 at 10:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

its dirty
its covered in stone chips
dent and scatch mark where someone either opened door and pushed a trolley into it
wheels are kerbed
installed been half finished for a year
bonnet is sometimes hard to open
couple of ickle bits of rust
er think thats it
3CorsaMeal
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13th Jun 03 at 10:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by vibrio

Its a punto, and i stupid enough to buy two...


U can only blame urself!
Leven Cruise
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Registered: 4th Aug 02
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13th Jun 03 at 10:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Currently: (could take a while)

Paintwork chipped all over the place
A few scratches over the place
Rear arches fading to grey
Boot floor creased in form rear impact
Boot actually bent and jammed shut
Big dent in side from rear impact (panel pushed in)
Big dent in other side where i reversed and wasnt lookin
Different types of wheel trim (3 fuck knows, and 1 vaux)
Sun roof flaking away
Engine leaking water.. seems to have cured itself tho
Passenger window off the runners.. majorly funny when someone tries to open it
CD player not wired up right.. keeps on cutting out
Passengr speaker not in right
Centre console well fucked where i have been pissin about
Air vents in... (+ as above)
None of the centre console dials/switches work (wires snapped behind it)
Hazard light swith broken off
Other interior bits scratched and dented due to theives
Air box a bitty fucked when i have been experimenting
Mileage is wrong, due to new dials
Engine seems very dodgy..

Think thats it anyway...

No need to worry tho, tis going in next week for a full make over



+ things i forgot...
Front arch liner fucked due to crash
Exhausts rattling like fuck due to old bint ramming my arse.
Emissions are sky high
Front rubber splitter falling off

[Edited on 13-06-2003 by Leven Cruise]
vibrio
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13th Jun 03 at 10:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
quote:
Originally posted by vibrio

Its a punto, and i stupid enough to buy two...


U can only blame urself!



PGTF with your car insults of the edit type
Andy Stocker
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Registered: 31st Aug 00
Location: Herts Drives: Porsche 911
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13th Jun 03 at 10:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Stupid amount of stonechips on bumper & bonnet
Crack in front bumper from a stonechip
Crack in headlight from stonechip
Stonechip on wheel arch
Stonechip 'cluster bomb effect' on door
Chip off bottom of door where it hit the pavement
A few bits of paint chipped from rear bumper
Paint lifting away from tailgate round seal
Tiny scuff to one wheel
Thoday
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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: Drove kitted corsa b now standard corcs c exclusiv
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13th Jun 03 at 10:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

my bonnet vent is goin to fly off in the wind after numerous 100mph dashes....

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