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Author The smelly guy....
3CorsaMeal
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12th Jun 03 at 14:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
today he is humming (yes humming) the theme tune to the A-team, over and over, whistling would be better than humming.
I have pointed out to him that he sounds like the autistic kid from Mecury Rising, yet he continues to hum.....

i have tried to sit here humming nursey rhymes to piss him off, but end up annoying myself
ajscorsa
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kick him in the balls
Sam
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Pablo
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12th Jun 03 at 14:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
We have a smelly guy in our office, he is called Lingam and shouts out random things!
Sam
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Paul - that bird with the white trousers, I don't think she is wearing any pants (not even a thong)...
Cavey
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Bum him
antonOO2
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has he got tirets (sp)
Pablo
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quote:
Originally posted by Sam
Paul - that bird with the white trousers, I don't think she is wearing any pants (not even a thong)...


ajscorsa
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12th Jun 03 at 14:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lol i heard a guy in tescos with turrets. ma mum was scared to walk poast him
Sam
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She is in the other office sitting down talking to someone but I have a clear view of her arse from where I'm sat.
Woollard
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12th Jun 03 at 14:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Can you make out her camel toe Sam???!!
Sam
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Pablo
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Have you ca camera I also wish to see this??
ajscorsa
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12th Jun 03 at 14:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
as do i
stuyw
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12th Jun 03 at 14:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
could b a g-string
see if u can get a good look n see if there are any dark patches
Ojc
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U G L Y YOU AINT GOT NO ALLIBY YOU UGLY!!
Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by stuyw
could b a g-string
see if u can get a good look n see if there are any dark patches


I can't see any dark patches!

I WISH I HAD A CAMERA PHONE!
stuyw
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yeah coz u could 'accidently' take a photo
Pablo
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I am thinking bout that girl from the gym, I wish to have nher number so I can fcuk her! If she is out tonight I won't know she is I never know after a few drinks!!
Sam
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She came into our office and dropped something on the floor so she bent down to pick it up, and her T shirt is kind of unbuttoned a bit, I saw her boobies.

I need to go have a wank!
Pablo
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She did that on purpose she wants to you to wank over over - literally!
ajscorsa
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12th Jun 03 at 14:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
how did we get from a smelly guy humming to sam having a wank
Pablo
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12th Jun 03 at 14:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
We have evolved....
Sam
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Hmmm the guy that sits next to me at work has been gone a while now... Maybe he's gone to have a wank?
Cosmo
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I hope no one from your work sam has seen you on here and come to take a look. Doubt you would want this getting round the office!!

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