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Author Have you ever heard so much shite in your life!
Richie
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12th Jun 03 at 12:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

SCIENTISTS have discovered that fish like porn.

New Swiss research shows that male stickleback fish responded by ejaculating far more sperm if first stimulated by a softporn film showing flirting fish.

It is thought that the 'porn' sparks a competitive instinct in the fish to ensure they stand the highest chance of fertilising their female's eggs.

Researchers made two films, one a sexy courting sequence between two fish, another a lone male guarding his brood. Male sticklebacks shown the fish porn ejaculated more sperm when a spawning female was introduced to them.

The researchers at the University of Fribourg believe the fish porn simulates conditions in the wild where mating males ejaculate more if they are threatened by other finned Romeos swimming nearby.
Adam_B
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12th Jun 03 at 12:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Money well spent me thinks
Cavey
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12th Jun 03 at 12:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

They'll be saying that Fish are gay next, when they saw the "lone male guarding his brood" and Spunked everywhere
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by AustinPXX
SCIENTISTS have discovered that fish like porn.



Researchers made two films, one a sexy courting sequence between two fish, another a lone male guarding his brood. Male sticklebacks shown the fish porn ejaculated more sperm when a spawning female was introduced to them.




Gotta get my hands on some of that!!
Ben
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12th Jun 03 at 13:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

so if u have fish and u have porn on in ur room , u just tell ur mom u got it for the fish i gotta get my self a pair!
Richie
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12th Jun 03 at 14:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

hey i didnt think of that one but its fishy porn
Richie
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shall i record the group of tetras and play it back or something??? only my guppies have had little fishies
Marc D
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12th Jun 03 at 16:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

fish porn!

 
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