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Steve
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would my jokes be funny?
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only when i was at primary school, they would be new then!
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Only if you add smelly belly to your name and were in primary school.
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Steve, you've just dropped this
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an egg measuring device, that could be useful........ay up steve! u've dropped ur egg measurer!
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It is a rattle for those of you who are visually impaired.
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i'm visually impaired
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i sexually impaired
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if my name was shelly, I would delare my love to willay.
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I love you Willay.
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woo it worked. I love you too shelly
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if i were called shelly i would rub my belly while watchin telly but wouldnt b watchin mathew kelly.

lame i kno.
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while withering around in a pool of jelly
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If I married my fella, I would be Shelly Belly Kelly.
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
If I married my fella, I would be Shelly Belly Kelly.


And do you like Nelly? and wear a Welly?


[Edited on 06-06-2003 by B4RVO]
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The earlier stuff, didnt like Nelly & Kelly
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there was a internet guru called shelly,
its her life, her friends, and her telly,
she wants to fit in,
her posts we should bin,
and i'd give her kick in the belly!
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve106GTi
would my jokes be funny?


no but I would fuck you
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
Steve, you've just dropped this



Would make a wickid cockring
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would be a weird cock!
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Cocks are wierd. And ugly.

Men look better with clothes on.

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