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... that both on here and on various other message boards I frequent, I keep hearing stories about birds that want to shag blokes who have a girlfriend etc.

Is this some kind of national problem, whereby women seem to be getting more hornier than usual lately and thus find themselves wishing to have sex with men that are spoken for?

I suspect that this problem may have been manufactured by the government (possibly a sex-crazed senior female member of staff, who might possibly have big boobies), in the hope of creating a nation of pussy-whipped men, who will ultimately succumb to the demands of British women.

My friends - I fear that women wish to be taking over the world!
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Its a shop
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its the weather
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Its scary thats the way it goes tho!
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Yes, 98% of girls are dirty bitches that I cannot stand.
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I believe this woman to be the instigator of all this 'madness', and with the power of television, she has corrupted the minds of women in our government:
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I beileve she is a munter!
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quote:
Originally posted by B4RVO
I beileve she is a munter!


Yes, this is true, and she also has a big bum, however, I suspect that this plan hatched by our government has been instigated from her, because she is sexually frustrated (that she can't get a shag). It appears that she is punishing all males for this.

I think that she should be evicted from Big Brother, and then exiled to some small, unimportant country, like France for example.
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I agree she should be evicted from BB and then taken to court for all men to pass judgement!
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I agree she should be evicted from BB and then taken to court for all men to pass judgement!


No, just shipped over to France. I believe this is where she is from originally, as I was informed by a reliable source that she has hairy arm pits...
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I don't watch BB I wouldn't know!


[Edited on 05-06-2003 by B4RVO]
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quote:
Originally posted by B4RVO
I don't watch BB I wouldn't know!


[Edited on 05-06-2003 by B4RVO]


I made the bit up about her coming from France, but it might be really true, you never know!
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I would like to have sex with my boyfriend, no one else.
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quote:
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I would like to have sex with my boyfriend, no one else.


I feel that you are lying.
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
I would like to have sex with my boyfriend, no one else.


My girl friend is ill it's been nearly 5days


Sam - I believe you mate..........you have put across a good arguement plus it don't really bother me!

[Edited on 05-06-2003 by B4RVO]
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Sam, I feel your are wrong.
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Those that doubt me will see the truth for themselves very soon.
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
Sam, I feel your are wrong.


So if Vin Deisel wanted a threesome u would turn him down ?
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
Sam, I feel your are wrong.


So if Vin Deisel wanted a threesome u would turn him down ?


Most definately.
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
Sam, I feel your are wrong.


So if Vin Deisel wanted a threesome u would turn him down ?


A threesome with you and Shelly?
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Hmmm yeah but Vin can piss off and make another shite film like XXX, ill show him a real triple X film if Shelly let me.
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Awaits Shellys reply with baited breathe

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