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Ojc
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I feel very sorry for you.
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
I feel very sorry for you.



I feel your sister
Cybermonkey
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I feel the same way.
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
I want to suck you off.



perv
Ojc
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When driving on the M1, has anyone noticed that the further you drive north, the darker the weather and surroundings get?
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Yes
Steve
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im feeling this strongly me and oliver are planning in great detail wot to do to stop this spread of disease we will kepp u updated. All i can say at the moment is it could involve a control thermo nucleaur explosion destined for the areas in and above luton
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Have you also noticed the un-dead walking up the hard shoulder when you approach birmingham?
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Its NUCLEAR steven.
Ojc
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I have just looked at a satellite image of the UK, the north is covered with cloud and all the land mass looks grey and desolate, also the surrounding sea areas look brown with the stain of sewerage and human faeces. The south looks green and clear with no cloud the sea is blue and everything is happy. People are well off down here I believe people up north struggle to keep there council houses.
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yesh i have seen this image also, i believe a good career move parents try to teach there children up north is how to mine coal
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Yesh this is true. North of, and including luton, there are lots of plane and train crashes with much death and gloom. Take Lockerbie for example. That was all death. When was the last time any DEATH happened below Luton?
Ojc
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quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
Have you also noticed the un-dead walking up the hard shoulder when you approach birmingham?


Yes, I have seen this.
Cybermonkey
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They push burnt out wrecks left by un-dead council kids.
Ojc
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Death and dampness is what Luton and anywhere further north stands for.
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me and ollie have come up with a name for this infection, "North Virus" we need to find a cure
Ojc
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They kick dirty needles and syringes as they walk along the hard shoulder.

They are clothed in Penn Sport Athletic clothing straight out of Sport Soccer.
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
When driving on the M1, has anyone noticed that the further you drive north, the darker the weather and surroundings get?



may I point out that it is bright and sunny where I am. that is Ayr. west coast of scotland
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no i feel theyre preffered garments to dress themselves in is lacoste and burberry
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But us people who live near Audley Edge and things, its better than you southerner crap down there. Everything is shite down south, Northwest is the place to be!
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Steve106GTi

posted on 04-06-2003 at 11:20 AM
no i feel theyre preffered garments to dress themselves in is lacoste and burberry



I know what you mean, stoke near me, you can go and look at all the scallies around in their fake burberry shit!
Ojc
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No, it is raining constantly up north, your houses look like oil rigs.
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Its not raining now its sunny and very hot! My house looks like an oil rig?? Well im a rich man then, loads of money in oil!

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