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Cybermonkey
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   29th May 03 at 09:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Those that post good morning posts wake up lonely in their beds every morning yes? Well heres a tip, go SLEEP WITH YOUR MUMS.
SetH
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29th May 03 at 09:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
LMAO
3CorsaMeal
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29th May 03 at 09:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
u speak the truth
Ojc
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29th May 03 at 09:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I want to sleep with your mum.
Leo
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29th May 03 at 09:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yes so what if some of use do wake up lonely in a morning..... then we come on here and say HELLO to mates!!!!
Cybermonkey
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29th May 03 at 09:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Mates? Dont you have any real human friends other than us computer generated speech programs?
Sooty
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29th May 03 at 09:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Your miserable, be happy
Cybermonkey
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29th May 03 at 09:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
whats the point? Life sucks.
Ojc
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29th May 03 at 09:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I do, but they are all at work and that involves ringing them.
Pablo
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29th May 03 at 09:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
Mates? Dont you have any real human friends other than us computer generated speech programs?


Do you
Cybermonkey
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29th May 03 at 09:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
All of my friends are computer generated by the big Corsasport computer.
Leo
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29th May 03 at 09:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
Mates? Dont you have any real human friends other than us computer generated speech programs?


Yep i have human friends but i also have good friends on here to, but live quite far away!! Anyway i'm at work so i cant talk to my human friends!!

By the sounds of it you dont have many friends yourself!!
Cybermonkey
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29th May 03 at 09:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
No i dont. I am good friends with Ben the Dog. We used to hate each other, but now we are good mates Happy Days.
Ojc
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29th May 03 at 09:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I am friends with Ben Dover and Ivor Biggen.
Cybermonkey
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29th May 03 at 09:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
What about Phil McCoch?
Leo
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29th May 03 at 09:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
No i dont. I am good friends with Ben the Dog. We used to hate each other, but now we are good mates Happy Days.


Ben the Dog Get some real mates!
Cybermonkey
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29th May 03 at 09:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
What for? Ben walks through the woods with me, he barks and shnuffles his little nose, what more do you want? Ben doesnt answer back and eats whatever is given to him, because he is grateful that he gets anything, unlike you, who runs up to mummy and tugs on her dress saying "mummy mummy, i want a wings west civic, can i have your civic mummy?"
Pablo
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29th May 03 at 09:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
What the fcuk you lot going on about!
3CorsaMeal
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29th May 03 at 09:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
sausages!
Leo
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29th May 03 at 09:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
For a start i dont have a mummy a have a mum!! she does'nt have a civic, she has an audi A3 sport something you could'nt afford! and come on Ben the Dog, grow up you need to get out more get some real friends who dont shit and slobber every where!!!
Cybermonkey
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29th May 03 at 09:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
my mummy has a saxo vtr, and daddy has a focus ST170
Cybermonkey
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29th May 03 at 09:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
My corsa is faster than your mummys A3.
Leo
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29th May 03 at 09:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ohhh wow i saxo vtr.... havent seen one of them for a while!!!!

Well if we are going to be like that, as you know my mum drives a Audi A3 sport, my Dad drives a Kingston Communications Van and a Yamaha Virago and my bro drives (Surprisingly) a Corsa!!!
Leo
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29th May 03 at 09:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yeah you wish.....
Cybermonkey
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29th May 03 at 09:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You win

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