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Author What not to say to the nice policeman.
Phil Hall
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Registered: 28th Sep 01
Location: Belfast
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26th May 03 at 15:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Don't know if the traffic police would appreciate these, tough.
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>
>
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> > > >>>>1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't
> plugged
> > > >>>>in.
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me.
> > > >>>>Good job!
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>5. Are you Andy or Barney?
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition
> to
> > > >>>>be a police officer.
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>8. I pay your salary!
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me
> a
> > > >>>>warning, too!
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us
> > > >>>>does.
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are
> no
> > > >>>>other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>12. When the Officer says "Gee, Son....Your eyes look red, have
> you
> > > >>>>been drinking?" you probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee,
> Officer,
> > > >>>>your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
Sooty
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26th May 03 at 15:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Not funny, crap
Romford Astra
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26th May 03 at 15:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
very poor.
Sooty
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26th May 03 at 15:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I respect the police most of the time, there is a reason they are there, sometimes take comfort from seeing the odd patrol car at night keeping the scum off the roads
Blade_sri
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Location: Pop
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26th May 03 at 15:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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26th May 03 at 15:57   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Best one is to slip in Evening Occiffer and see if they notice
charcoalgrill
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26th May 03 at 16:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lmfao, romford isnt impressed
kinkycorsa
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26th May 03 at 16:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
gave me a chuckle
vibrio
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26th May 03 at 17:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'm not impressed either
Jamie
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26th May 03 at 17:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


[Edited on 26-05-2003 by J-Me]
Jatinder
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Location: Clayhall Essex
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26th May 03 at 18:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
they probably shove there trunchion up your choclate starfish if u told them any of the above
nik
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26th May 03 at 19:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
speaking from experience? I heard Essex police were a bit.... (joking pete before you nick me )
M4tt
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26th May 03 at 22:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
they were off the max power webby weren't they?

 
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