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3CorsaMeal
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is spraying the fly's with raid, love it...

Fly goes mad and hurtles round office totally outta control, and bashing into to everything......everyone ducks as it flies by and bounces off their monitor

Bring it on.......next fly please
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sounds fun
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HA HA! My favourite office task is shredding 2 inch thick cardboard and watching the machine smoke.
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i love offices, might throw things at the fan soon and watch em bounce off or break, already broke one fan by throwing pens at it.....
Set fire to my chair one too......by accident of course
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I thought you said you threw your penis at the fan. Ouch.
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chair racing is also fun. Another game we came up was chair ramming challenge, where you both go to one corner, push the chair asfast as possible then jump onto it sitting on your knees and knock into each other. first to the ground loses.
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Also we like to go to the warehouse floor and put someone in the wheelie bin and then lift it up to the top of the flow-racks, which are about 5 stories high.
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yeah, played chair ramming b4 and snapped the back of a chair
had a game of headbutting the filing cabinets b4 with the hard hats on, but stopped cos i almost broke my neck.....ouch, that hurt
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That does sound painful.
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it was, the angle of ur head as u run towards it, makes u head curl downwards and fecks ur neck up, not recommended
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The best one is going up to someone and farting next to there desk.
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....or being bummed by the gay man in the office.
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Owwwweee! I remember picking up a pallet and a 5 inch nail dug into my thumb, i dropped the pallet and the nail ripped up. Spilt the whole of my thumb open like a butterfly.
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hold on, are we forgetting the nations favorite office task?














wanking.
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By the way, your car is 106bhp.
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
The best one is going up to someone and farting next to there desk.




I love doing that, esecially after a night on the guiness

or turning all the heater fans on and pointing em all at the same person, but hiding them under desks etc....
Watch em get hotter and hotter, and not realising why damn lazy people just sit there and suffer...
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
By the way, your car is 106bhp.


By the way, my car is 109lb/ft.
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By the way, you are a BB4 wannabe. GTF olliver.
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Yes, more torque as standard than the 106 GTi. Only 3 lb/ft but hey I have 147 lb/ft so SMB
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I did not know that it has more torque than a 106 GTi. Is yours standard though?
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Yes, I got a application form to go into the house, but I did'nt have a camera to make my film.

I feel it would have been good
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Yes mine is standard.

106 GTi - 120bhp - 106 lb/ft
Corsa Sport - 106/109bhp - 109 lb/ft
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i've been telling the whole pub that i am gonna be in there, but its all a big secret, most of them believe me too
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I have more pulling power than steves 106GTi. I feel happy because of this. Yours is Turbo though, mine is n/a. Do you like System Of A Down - Chop Suey?

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