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Dee25790

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5th May 15 at 17:50

quote:
Originally posted by Generation
Going to work is acting like an adult, driving like an idiot isn't.
It's already been discussed that he probably was driving like a tit, and given his history I'm not suprised at all.

Even IF he was driving normally, a responsible person would have reported the incident, not drove off.

[Edited on 05-05-2015 by Generation]

Sounds like your the only person on a forum dedicated to modified cars to have never broke the speed limit there mate..

Nic Barnes

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5th May 15 at 18:00

People need to get a grip and realise you've all been punk'd without the video cameras.

--ToM--

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5th May 15 at 18:35

7 pages boom

SVM 286

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5th May 15 at 19:12

Never saw the original thread.

So, has someone really ruined an M5?

Did they really ruin it into of all things, a fucking bus stop?

taylorboosh

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5th May 15 at 21:55

So lets get this in perspective -

Johnny is a person who bought my wheels and some parts. He then purchased my gsi corsa xe against my advice for more than i paid for it. I met him once when he collected it, he has since paid me for more parts but still not collected them.

He sent me pics and a text saying he was buying an m5. A few days later he sent a text saying it was crashed.

He seems a canny enough lad and i get a laugh from his stupid antics. I am no was assosciated with him other than he is from an internet forum i go on.

I have not seen his m5, i have no reason to disbelieve him though as he has been good on his word with everything else.

I deleted the pics not to protect johnny but more so as this forum is full of self righteous bellends who have nothing better to do than try and be pricks online for e points from other bell ends

johnny86

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5th May 15 at 22:58

I'll be up Tuesday for them parts Internet friend

taylorboosh

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6th May 15 at 02:57

Lol in your transit?

Steve

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6th May 15 at 05:42

quote:
Originally posted by Dee25790

quote:
Originally posted by Generation
Going to work is acting like an adult, driving like an idiot isn't.
It's already been discussed that he probably was driving like a tit, and given his history I'm not suprised at all.

Even IF he was driving normally, a responsible person would have reported the incident, not drove off.

[Edited on 05-05-2015 by Generation]

Sounds like your the only person on a forum dedicated to modified cars to have never broke the speed limit there mate..

Ah this classic line, to justify almost any act of stupidity in a car or on the road

You will find this line common place in any xaos thread

Nic Barnes

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6th May 15 at 06:54

quote:
Originally posted by taylorboosh
this forum is full of self righteous bellends who have nothing better to do than try and be pricks online for e points from other bell ends

i love irony

DaveyLC

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6th May 15 at 07:20

quote:
Originally posted by Nic Barnes

quote:
Originally posted by taylorboosh
this forum is full of self righteous bellends who have nothing better to do than try and be pricks online for e points from other bell ends
i love irony

Can you translate that for me Nic, I can never understand a word he says when he's got Johnny's cock in his mouth.

Generation

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6th May 15 at 09:42

quote:
Originally posted by Dee25790

quote:
Originally posted by Generation
Going to work is acting like an adult, driving like an idiot isn't.
It's already been discussed that he probably was driving like a tit, and given his history I'm not suprised at all.

Even IF he was driving normally, a responsible person would have reported the incident, not drove off.

[Edited on 05-05-2015 by Generation]

Sounds like your the only person on a forum dedicated to modified cars to have never broke the speed limit there mate..

Why are you talking about speed limits?

AndyCorsaSport

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6th May 15 at 14:15

I imagine Generation Nic and Steve are members of the same chess club.

Nic Barnes

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6th May 15 at 14:16

i have a chess board on the bonnet of my van true story

Generation

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6th May 15 at 15:00

Can play draughts, don't know how to play chess.

taylorboosh

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6th May 15 at 15:04

quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC

quote:
Originally posted by Nic Barnes

quote:
Originally posted by taylorboosh
this forum is full of self righteous bellends who have nothing better to do than try and be pricks online for e points from other bell ends
i love irony

Can you translate that for me Nic, I can never understand a word he says when he's got Johnny's cock in his mouth.

Ok mate

Steve

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6th May 15 at 15:05

The list of concise counter arguments to justify this grows

So far the people who are being vocally critical of this must be...

Paedophiles
Never break speed limits
Members of a chess club

Wow, just wow.

Nic Barnes

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6th May 15 at 15:14

quote:
Originally posted by Steve
The list of concise counter arguments to justify this grows

So far the people who are being vocally critical of this must be...

Paedophiles
Never break speed limits
Members of a chess club

Wow, just wow.

my girlfriend is the same age as me. my van can barely break a speed limit, but it does have a chess board for a bonnet. so thats the category i fit in to.

Ben G

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6th May 15 at 15:37

DaveyLC

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6th May 15 at 16:00

quote:
Originally posted by Nic Barnes
my girlfriend is the same age as me. my van can barely break a speed limit, but it does have a chess board for a bonnet. so thats the category i fit in to.

Slightly off-topic but I saw another VW loving bearded weirdo around here driving an old white T4 with a chess-board bonnet and flowers hanging from the rear-view mirror.

It must be contagious!

Generation

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6th May 15 at 16:03

My gf is 2 years younger - I'm definitely a peadophile

Nic Barnes

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6th May 15 at 16:10

quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC

quote:
Originally posted by Nic Barnes
my girlfriend is the same age as me. my van can barely break a speed limit, but it does have a chess board for a bonnet. so thats the category i fit in to.

Slightly off-topic but I saw another VW loving bearded weirdo around here driving an old white T4 with a chess-board bonnet and flowers hanging from the rear-view mirror.

It must be contagious!

i dont have a beard as im a smartly dressed sales executive, however yes to the rest. its a thing, and im in with it.

Corsa_Sport21

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6th May 15 at 16:35

quote:
Originally posted by Generation
My gf is 2 years younger - I'm definitely a peadophile

Wouldn't have thought you were only 17.

You have the personality of a 40+ year old.

Ben G

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6th May 15 at 16:56

Generation

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6th May 15 at 17:16

I'm 27

in sure most people on here were 17 at one point during their life

you also don't know my personality at all, just what you read online

[Edited on 06-05-2015 by Generation]

--ToM--

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6th May 15 at 17:24

Internet personality, he's a barrel of laughs in real life I reckon

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