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Author CS guide to being a football supporter
Steve
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8th Aug 11 at 12:47   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
1. Name drop wherever possible, making sure to include any middle names and nicknames for that player. Assume that any other member that cannot list all teams squads for at least the last ten years knows nothing about the game of football and must not watch it or speak about it.

2. Pretend to talk to people 'in the know'

3. Must have all stats about every game in history pre programmed into your brain, assume that any other member that doesnt have all upto date stats programmed into there heads knows nothing about football, and must not watch it or speak about it

4. Instantly hate international games and anything to do with England football team. Assume that any other member that watches England games knows nothing about the game of football and must not watch it or speak about it.

5. Support a lower league team aswell as a prem league team.

6. Form a clique and bash anyone that doesnt conform to the specifications above.

7. You must watch your football team week in week out, if your team makes it to Champions League final and you dony pay 800 quid for a ticket then you arent a fan.

8. If your name isnt Nath, Jonny J, Russ, Hammer, Tommy L, Robbo, or Tom, you arent allowed to speak about football, and this probably applies to you.



[Edited on 08-08-2011 by Steve]
Nath
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At least you're learning the rules now.
Steve
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should be stickied imo
Nath
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No.
Nath
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p.s. learn to count
Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
At least you're learning the rules now.
Neil
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My name isn't on the list and I regulary comment on football matters and never get called the names you do in here Steve.. perhaps it goes deeper than footballing knowledge and cliques? maybe people just don't like you or enjoy calling you names :-)
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i should point out that i got universally panned for paying for a CL final ticket so that logic is flawed
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Just because you fuck children doesn't mean you should act like one tbh
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quote:


8. If your name isnt Nath, Jonny J, Russ, Hammer, Tommy L, Robbo, or Tom, you arent allowed to speak about football, and this probably applies to you.




So true.
Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
quote:


8. If your name isnt Nath, Jonny J, Russ, Hammer, Tommy L, Robbo, or Tom, you arent allowed to speak about football, and this probably applies to you.




So true.


Even Lawrah learned faster than Steve.

[Edited on 08-08-2011 by Nath]
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quote:
Originally posted by chrisritch
Just because you fuck children doesn't mean you should act like one tbh


blimey
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point 1-7 are ludicrous, point 8 is correct but you forgot Cavey
mwg
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I'm not allowed to speak about football
chrisritch
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Nath's sig
Steve
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lol, iv put the cat amongst the pigeons here
mwg
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To be perfectly honest with you I'm going fucking ape shit here
Russ
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Matt you need to chillout
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Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
lol, iv put the cat amongst the pigeons here


Something Doyle would do tbh.
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quote:
Originally posted by mwg
I'm not allowed to speak about football
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
quote:


8. If your name isnt Nath, Jonny J, Russ, Hammer, Tommy L, Robbo, or Tom, you arent allowed to speak about football, and this probably applies to you.




So true.


Noone has ever given me shit for posting? Basically it's like naths sig.
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8th Aug 11 at 13:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
No-one who is a real fan supports 2 teams. Point 5 is therefore incorrect
Hammer
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quote:
Originally posted by Tommy L
Cavey
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
point 1-7 are ludicrous, point 8 is correct but you forgot Cavey


cheers Russ, I was feeling left out

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