SetH
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Another day that I cant chill out and enjoy the garden due to squealing crotchfruit everywhere.
I mean FFS the yuppie cunts next door have a brand new Audi Q7 why dont they use it and take their kids out for the day instead of dumping them in the garden and shutting their doors for us to put up with the noise 
In the other garden there are 3 girls singing, well actually shouting top of their voices about some song about their boyfriend giving them an apple a pear, kiss on lips then throwing them down the stairs or some shit WTF? Id love to send pedo bear round there to fiddle them and shut them up tbh.
When we were tiny boppers we would play football up the park (have had 3 balls booted into garden today), are parents scared of their kids getting pedophiled these days so they aernt allowed up the park or in woods to make dens etc?
Perhaps the yuppie cunts next door spent too much on their Q7 that they cant afford to take them out for the day.
Yes im a moaning old man but for the love of christ just one quiet afternoon chilling in the garden please!
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Jake
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get a collection of juicers in your garden, set up a mat, 800lbs and ronnie coleman the fuck out of the neighbours. for example, 1.15 onwards http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLo4XAtamUM
and repeat.
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chris_uk
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we used to go the the field behind my houes and make dens in the woods and loved it all..
now the kids round me dont do anything like that, either shouting at the top of their voices in the garden because mum wont let them play on the xbox 360 or throwing shit over the hedge.
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SetH
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LMFAO Jake!
Id love to have the boys over for a BBQ maybe we could shout and scream from 8 in the morning till 9 at night. How long till the police get called though 
I just have memories of being sent up the park which whey were quite happy to do and/or go out adventuring building dens etc. There is the sound of kids playing and there is the sound of little cnuts sqealing/shouting for hours on end. Sure my old man used to tell us to STFU if we were too loud.
just fucks me off that it monopolises the street and no one can go and enjoy their garden and chill out in the hot weather. 
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Jake
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its the parents scared of pedos like you said. Bloke i work with reckoned he wont let his kids outside alone when they're 12 years old. I told him i used to knock about all over the place when i was 5 and he couldnt believe it. Shocking state of affairs really
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SetH
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fucking pathetic isnt it. dont let your kids out because they will get touched up by pedo bear.
Yeah sure as there are 10 pedos on each street, fucking media to blame TBH. 
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3CorsaMeal
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put last years xmas no.1 on as loud as you like, see how quick they bring them in 
its only a christmas song
[Edited on 05-06-2010 by 3CorsaMeal]
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oceansoul
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
put last years xmas no.1 on as loud as you like, see how quick they bring them in
its only a christmas song
[Edited on 05-06-2010 by 3CorsaMeal]
This. 
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csweatherston
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Jakes answer ftw.
My neighbor fired up their petrol mower at 8 0 thismorning.
Why couldnt they do it on a sodding week day?.
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deano87
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Watch porn really loudly. That'll sort them out.
[Edited on 05-06-2010 by deano87]
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morpheus22
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i have the same problem with nextdoor they have a young lad around four, and all he does is fucking scream and shout all day.
he doesnt talk to his mum and dad he has to fucking shout whilst hes talking to them and there only a few feet away and his voice is so irratating.
today they have had a hoover on outside for around four hours 
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Nath
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I have this going on right now as I type. My room is like an oven so I have the window open. But all I can hear are the little kids out back shouting and screaming their heads off. Pretty sure when I was a kid I used to play football and tag and stuff, not run around aimlessly shouting my fucking mouth off.
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Shell
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quote:
Originally posted by jake
its the parents scared of pedos like you said. Bloke i work with reckoned he wont let his kids outside alone when they're 12 years old. I told him i used to knock about all over the place when i was 5 and he couldnt believe it. Shocking state of affairs really
Things back then aren't like they are now. Surely you realise that?
And when I say that, I'm not talking about paedophiles et.c. I'm talking about the gangs of little dick heads(the types that go about my way) that drink on the weekends in the local parks, usually during the day on such weather, who would more than likely beat up 10-12 year olds!
[Edited on 05-06-2010 by Shell]
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Jake
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im not sure, i lived in a pretty rough area but back then everyone knew everyone. Not like now where people dont even make eye contact
edit: also, me and a mate got approached by a pedo. he had a camera and asked if we would take our shoes and socks off so he could take pictures, we had a metal pole on us and we said no. I think youre toughened to deal with that kind of shit when you spend your childhood outdoors.
edit again: We were about 7 or 8 in the above situation, not 21.
[Edited on 05-06-2010 by jake]
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Nath
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We always used to get 'started on' by gangs of little twats when we played football at the local astro turf. Wasn't an issue though as normally we'd call their bluff and they'd fuck off. Or they'd say, 'I'm going to get my brother on you'. Ok mate, you do that.
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N3CRO
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When the neighbour kids used to piss me off, I used to play Eminem out my window super loud and they'd all go in.
Turns out they weren't allowed to listen to his music
[Edited on 05-06-2010 by TheNobleOne]
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adiohead
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
some song about their boyfriend giving them an apple a pear, kiss on lips then throwing them down the stairs or some shit WTF?
stairs abortion ftw
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Jake
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
'I'm going to get my brother on you'.
that happened alot in bradwell common. Good old days
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Marc
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Just have a wank in your garden, grunt like a motherfucker and throw the tissue over the fence.
And pics of the girls singing (provided they are over age, and bum them too)
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SetH
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PMSL Marc you used to be a lovely, polite young man.
Since my return you have gradually become more depraved and twisted.
This is not a bad thing.
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Marc
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Fro
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Same boat as you mate. Neighbours on both sides have screaming brats and they then scream at the brats aswell, no peace 
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Doug
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You have an easy solution. Fit a K2 and rev it to fuck every morning when you go to work 
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csweatherston
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Im tempted to fire up the chainsaw when i wake up for work tomorrow, just leave it running in the garder for an hour.
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ed
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You seem to be a very sad, jealous miserable man.
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