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HOMIE

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17th Jul 09 at 18:40

Oh ye i imagine it wouldnt be the greatest idea to log onto corsasport around them either :L

ShEp

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Location: Dingwall, Highland
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17th Jul 09 at 19:01

quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
I've had no action for over 6 months, but now I have two girls after me.
I'm really quite chuffed to be honest. This hasn't happened since primary school

Obviously i haven't told either of them about each other as i don't want to spoil my fun and end up with none.

This afternoon I went round to girl no 1's house and did the dirty, and now girl no 2's parents have gone away, and she's asked me round there tonight to keep her company...

Life is a bitch

[Edited on 17-07-2009 by BluKoo]

This is why you get black eyes every other weekend

Chris F

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Registered: 26th Dec 05
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17th Jul 09 at 19:03

I hope to have the same luck in about 3 months!

6 Month luck is something to look foward to

deano87

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Registered: 21st Oct 06
Location: Bedfordshire Drives: Ford Fiesta
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17th Jul 09 at 19:03

Shit, I could have saved myself £12.50.

BluKoo

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Location: Stonehaven (Scotland)
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17th Jul 09 at 19:07

quote:
Originally posted by ShEp

This is why you get black eyes every other weekend

Its only ever happened twice

Daveskater

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Registered: 29th Apr 08
Location: Oxford, UK Drives: Jap wagon
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17th Jul 09 at 19:10

quote:
Originally posted by deano87
Shit, I could have saved myself £12.50.

Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures

BluKoo

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Registered: 8th Apr 02
Location: Stonehaven (Scotland)
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17th Jul 09 at 19:28

quote:
Originally posted by Daveskater

quote:
Originally posted by deano87
Shit, I could have saved myself £12.50.

I don't get it, but then again i've never forked out £12.50...

M2RTY

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17th Jul 09 at 19:30

cracking arse and tits....job done

Graham88

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17th Jul 09 at 19:33

Whatever one you get bored of first, scream the other ones name during sex, and hold on

Daveskater

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Location: Oxford, UK Drives: Jap wagon
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17th Jul 09 at 20:10

quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo

quote:
Originally posted by Daveskater

quote:
Originally posted by deano87
Shit, I could have saved myself £12.50.

I don't get it, but then again i've never forked out £12.50...

There is a thread in the premium lounge called THE THREAD, basically pics of other halves and previous other halves

Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures

RS6

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Registered: 5th Nov 03
Location: with MJ
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17th Jul 09 at 20:54

quote:
Originally posted by deano87
Shit, I could have saved myself £12.50.

mwg

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Location: South Lakes
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17th Jul 09 at 20:58

quote:
Originally posted by Daveskater

quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo

quote:
Originally posted by Daveskater

quote:
Originally posted by deano87
Shit, I could have saved myself £12.50.

I don't get it, but then again i've never forked out £12.50...
There is a thread in the premium lounge called THE THREAD, basically pics of other halves and previous other halves

Rule No.1 of being a premium. What goes on in the Premium Lounge, stays in the Premium Lounge

chloe16v

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Location: Rotherham
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17th Jul 09 at 21:04

i have not posted pics of my other half

will_doyle

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17th Jul 09 at 21:27

lol

Fair play mate

dannymccann

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Location: Doddington, Lincolnshire
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17th Jul 09 at 21:30

quote:
Originally posted by Matty G

quote:
Originally posted by Daveskater

quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo

quote:
Originally posted by Daveskater

quote:
Originally posted by deano87
Shit, I could have saved myself £12.50.

I don't get it, but then again i've never forked out £12.50...
There is a thread in the premium lounge called THE THREAD, basically pics of other halves and previous other halves

Rule No.1 of being a premium. What goes on in the Premium Lounge, stays in the Premium Lounge

This rule doesnt apply to 'The Thread' does it? I thought we used the lure of the thread as a discrete yet effective marketing tool?

But yea Deano, brought a smile

deano87

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Registered: 21st Oct 06
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18th Jul 09 at 10:02

'Discrete but effective marketing tool'

brilliant!

gavin18787

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Location: Basildon, Essex
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18th Jul 09 at 10:17

quote:
Originally posted by deano87
Shit, I could have saved myself £12.50.

FLOL

cs perv

Drives supercharged Tec with torque

Cosmo

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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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18th Jul 09 at 10:25

quote:
Originally posted by dannymccann

quote:
Originally posted by Matty G

quote:
Originally posted by Daveskater

quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo

quote:
Originally posted by Daveskater

quote:
Originally posted by deano87
Shit, I could have saved myself £12.50.

I don't get it, but then again i've never forked out £12.50...
There is a thread in the premium lounge called THE THREAD, basically pics of other halves and previous other halves

Rule No.1 of being a premium. What goes on in the Premium Lounge, stays in the Premium Lounge

This rule doesnt apply to 'The Thread' does it? I thought we used the lure of the thread as a discrete yet effective marketing tool?

But yea Deano, brought a smile

Rule Number 2: You are only allowed to mention the title of The Thread, but not reveal the contents or give an indiction of said contents to the poorer class of member.

BluKoo

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Registered: 8th Apr 02
Location: Stonehaven (Scotland)
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18th Jul 09 at 10:33

Last night was a big disappointment. Just a cosy night infront of the tv...

I guess thats what i get for counting my chickens before they've hatched

Ah well, tis only Saturday. Plenty more time to try and slut around

[Edited on 18-07-2009 by BluKoo]

Carl

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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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18th Jul 09 at 10:35

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo

quote:
Originally posted by dannymccann

quote:
Originally posted by Matty G

quote:
Originally posted by Daveskater

quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo

quote:
Originally posted by Daveskater

quote:
Originally posted by deano87
Shit, I could have saved myself £12.50.

I don't get it, but then again i've never forked out £12.50...
There is a thread in the premium lounge called THE THREAD, basically pics of other halves and previous other halves

Rule No.1 of being a premium. What goes on in the Premium Lounge, stays in the Premium Lounge

This rule doesnt apply to 'The Thread' does it? I thought we used the lure of the thread as a discrete yet effective marketing tool?

But yea Deano, brought a smile

Rule Number 2: You are only allowed to mention the title of The Thread, but not reveal the contents or give an indiction of said contents to the poorer class of member.

There isn't just 2 classes though as i've been a prem and I am now a lower class but obviously I am aware of the thread?!

Cosmo

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Registered: 29th Mar 01
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18th Jul 09 at 11:07

quote:
Originally posted by Carl
There isn't just 2 classes though as i've been a prem and I am now a lower class but obviously I am aware of the thread?!

You're just a poor member who is in the know, so you may try to hold this over your other poor friends but to us rich members you are all one class.

Kind of like back in the olden days where a poor person with a turnip thought they were better than a poor person with a bowl of muck - until the rich drove past in their golden horse drawn carriage.

Carl

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Registered: 9th May 04
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18th Jul 09 at 11:13

Gutted.

Cosmo

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Registered: 29th Mar 01
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18th Jul 09 at 11:15

Or you could be like the little trampy scamp whose cheeky ways are loved by the rich people...but still goes home to sleep in a run down shed in a potato sack.

Carl

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18th Jul 09 at 11:22

Sounds more like it.

Robbo

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Location: London
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18th Jul 09 at 11:28

I used to be a preem, I remember the thread

lol

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