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kz
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30th Jun 09 at 18:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Oh. My. Gosh! How did this bloke manage to sell this...

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/819742.htm

Sorry but I wouldn't have that car if it were free, chaaav (or maybe extremely dyslexic, if so... get someone to proof read for you ffs!)
LukeS
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30th Jun 09 at 18:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
FLOL
JayCarr
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30th Jun 09 at 18:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
How did that sell?!
fir3vip3r
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30th Jun 09 at 18:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A carb stage 2 turbo stage 2 cquachater


right!
Nic Barnes
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30th Jun 09 at 18:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
how do you pronounce cquachater?
CorsAsh
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What is a "cquachater"?
fir3vip3r
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im guessing its actuator
3lfz
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30th Jun 09 at 18:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
He should have been shot at birth.
Nic Barnes
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quote:
Originally posted by 3lfz
He should have been shot at birth.


e shud av bin shote ad burf?
CorsAsh
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30th Jun 09 at 18:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You can tell he's southern too.

"groap"

"dawn"

"creys"

and the clincher, lazy A sneaking in where a U should be... "fall"

Odd thing is he spells it correctly a few words later
Neil Dagens
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30th Jun 09 at 18:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i actually had to stop reading that because my head was beginning to hurt.
Nic Barnes
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i tink da advurt iz da fayk m8 pu on da syt 4 a laf lyk
zletcorsab
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pmsl
andyc1234
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30th Jun 09 at 19:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
nice car though. just a spastic sellng it
Liam B
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30th Jun 09 at 19:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
thats not as bad as how my mate spells, we were having a barbeque once and asked me to go buy some "ononounos"
oceansoul
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30th Jun 09 at 19:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
ononounos

wtf is that even ment to say
DannyB
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quote:
Originally posted by flame-red
thats not as bad as how my mate spells, we were having a barbeque once and asked me to go buy some "ononounos"



Did he write it down instead of saying it to you
noshua
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30th Jun 09 at 19:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
love the halfords window wipers
Liam B
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30th Jun 09 at 19:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Onions, no mate in a text
DamoC
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30th Jun 09 at 20:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
it dont make him any less of a person just because he cant spell !
MoesTavern
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30th Jun 09 at 21:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DamoC
it dont make him any less of a person just because he cant spell !


Fucking right it does. I can't make sense of 90% of that ad
Adam_B
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30th Jun 09 at 21:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Exactly, could be dyslexic. Although saying that if it was me id get someone to check it.
Bonney
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30th Jun 09 at 21:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Its like when the missus sends me a text, Because she is dyslexic it takes a few reads of the message to understand what she is trying to say.
BluKoo
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30th Jun 09 at 21:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
It annoys me that some people can be that stupid, or that lazy.
oli_the_thread
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30th Jun 09 at 21:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
dyslexia doesn't cause people to spell in "txt spk"
And personally if I was selling a £1350 old french car, I'd seek some asistance in writing the advert if I were dyslexic

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