Twiggy
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We are doing secret santa in work, In my team there is a mixture of girls and boys and aged 18-60 (12people) my boss is included! (female 30's)
The idea is to put all presents into the centre of the table and everyone takes one.....
Do i stick a blow up 6ft penis into the mix?
I work for a bank.
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Mobby
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do it, try and slip it in on the side so noone knows its from you
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Twiggy
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Most will know as they are aware of the mrs second job.... Ann Summers rep!
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Mobby
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 ok just hope you dont get the sack
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alan-g-w
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I'd say yes, but will not be reimbursing any loss in earnings should you be fired.
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Twiggy
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I could just imagen the look on the 50 year old very conservative blokes face!
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Mobby
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what about a mpg saver resistor lol
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Twiggy
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quote:
Originally posted by mobby
what about a mpg saver resistor lol
Thats a mint idea!!!
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strick206
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Nah, not a chance, jokes like that can go the wrong way (not literally)
If an older woman got it she could be offended and put in a complaint
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strick206
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quote:
Originally posted by Twiggy
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Originally posted by mobby
what about a mpg saver resistor lol
Thats a mint idea!!!
Do you work with deano? 
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Mobby
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quote:
Originally posted by strick206
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Originally posted by Twiggy
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Originally posted by mobby
what about a mpg saver resistor lol
Thats a mint idea!!!
Do you work with deano?
far from it mate, its took me a year to stop going over 3k all the time.
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Graham88
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If it were my work I'd say yes, only 3 females work in the whole department of 100 or so blokes, and I know they can all take a joke.
For your job, I'm not so sure, only you can know the sense of humour within the place.
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charlessurr
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Anal beads
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Bart
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I did this a while back. You want to buy a few really nasty spiteful presents for random people.
Generally a few people tell eachother who they're buying for and it makes them look like a cnut to get a present they didnt actually buy.
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Phi
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i arranged the secret santa at my work this year, im worried who got me a present and what it is!!
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Twiggy
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Going on the advice above, I have an out of date chocolate fondue for two set!
[Edited on 15-12-2008 by Twiggy]
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alan-g-w
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OT, but the guy in your avatar (you?) looks like 'Big Rich' from Zoo (the magazine) that you need to spot somewhere in the mag!
Anyone that reads it will know what I'm going on about hopefully.
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Twiggy
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quote:
Originally posted by alan-g-w
OT, but the guy in your avatar (you?) looks like 'Big Rich' from Zoo (the magazine) that you need to spot somewhere in the mag!
Anyone that reads it will know what I'm going on about hopefully.
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LeeM
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i got a butt plug for my secret santa present a mate at work picked out the old boy of the team and bought him a set of anal beads
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antoni
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I bought for a fiver some guy called john from my work toilet roll with sudoku on 
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Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by mobby
ok just hope you dont get the sack
Do dildo's come with a sac 
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Eck
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Thomas 
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Half Pint
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do it....
one year a bloke got given a box of fairy lights ..... he's gay aswell
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Ben-B
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quote:
Originally posted by Twiggy
I could just imagen the look on the 50 year old very conservative blokes face!
thats what would make me do it
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Carl
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I need a secret santa present, I bought a shock lighter which you can turn on and off, was perfect however it doesn't work  need something for Thursday.
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