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CorsAsh
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25th Nov 08 at 20:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Let's summarize.

Intercoolers are not suitable chat up lines. They will not get you laid with normal (read "boring") women.

However, if you find a girl who knows her cars and will buy you a perfect FMIC for Christmas, she's a definite keeper.

Is that right Kurt?
Hamish
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25th Nov 08 at 20:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yup, ive got one of them
CorsAsh
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Lucky man.
P1CK4D
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quote:
Originally posted by Hamish
Yup, ive got one of them


That the one you had all the shit with?
Tommy L
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Whats an intercooler?
l15ter
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Ask Kurt
Bonney
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But beware, She may have a bigger than you, just dont be shocked
XE luke
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easy explanation to the kinda woman that would rather not hear it lol

it makes hot air cold
Daimo B
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Let's summarize.

Intercoolers are not suitable chat up lines. They will not get you laid with normal (read "boring") women.

However, if you find a girl who knows her cars and will buy you a perfect FMIC for Christmas, she's a definite keeper.

Is that right Kurt?


Does Steinmetz handbrakes, Momo gear knobs, bonnet lifters etc not qualify into this?

What about when for Xmas your looking at buying your female partner, turbo heat wrap, silicone "hoses" and such
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26th Nov 08 at 14:13   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Intercoolers are not suitable chat up lines.


Towbars?
CorsAsh
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26th Nov 08 at 16:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by VXR
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Let's summarize.

Intercoolers are not suitable chat up lines. They will not get you laid with normal (read "boring") women.

However, if you find a girl who knows her cars and will buy you a perfect FMIC for Christmas, she's a definite keeper.

Is that right Kurt?


Does Steinmetz handbrakes, Momo gear knobs, bonnet lifters etc not qualify into this?

What about when for Xmas your looking at buying your female partner, turbo heat wrap, silicone "hoses" and such
Tough one Daimo, obviously performance parts are best, but if you're sprucing up the interior and she wants to get you something in to that end, then I think it's ok

Neon washer jets = dumping offence.

Robin, yes, but you need to say it in the form of a chat up line...

"Grab hold of my towbar, cos I'm gonna pull you".

*Robin Wins*
CORSA NUT
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26th Nov 08 at 17:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
My wife bought me my FMIC for last xmas
Luke
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26th Nov 08 at 17:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Does it count if my wife bought me a f28 gearbox?
CORSA NUT
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Definately Luke
CorsAsh
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Doesn't apply if you just point them in the direction and they still don't actually know what it's for.
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I know pleanty of girls who could discuss the differences and pro's and cons between intercoolers and charge coolers lol
Graham88
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quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC
I know pleanty of girls who could discuss the differences and pro's and cons between intercoolers and charge coolers lol

Kurt
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Kurt
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Previously I had explained how a turbo worked..
Graham88
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CorsAsh
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New sig for you Kurt.

"Thread Killer"
Kurt
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
New sig for you Kurt.

"Thread Killer"


It's not my fault my off day "In" buddies have gone awol =(
csweatherston
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i'd be impressed if she fitted it too.
Lynny
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last xmas my other half bought me a grille this year id be happy if he washed my car for me

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