Theham85
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Paddy & Mick go to London to donate sperm. It was a disaster! Paddymissed the tube & Mick came on the bus!!
Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight. The operator asks "How many peopleare flying with you?" Paddy replies "I dont know! Its your f***ing plane!!"
Paddy, the Irish boyfriend of the woman whos head was found on Arbroathbeach was asked to identify her. A detective held up the head to whichpoint Paddy said "I dont think thats her, she wasnt that tall!"
Anyone got any more?
[Edited on 24-11-2008 by Theham85]
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Theham85
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Mick & Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery. Mick say"Crikey! Theres a bloke here who was 152!" Paddy says "Whats his name?" Mick replies "Miles from London!"
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_Allan_
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Even the thread title is Irish
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Scotty C
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Isn't it Paddy and murphy?
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Scotty C
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Paddy & Murphy walking down the Street, Paddy falls down a ditch, Murphy asks ''is it dark down there?!'' Paddy replies ''I don't know, I can't see!''
[Edited on 24-11-2008 by Scatt]
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mikenoncorsa
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Paddy & MUrphy driving along, Paddy says 'Can you see that forest yet?' Murphy replies 'No, all the trees are in the way!!'
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mikenoncorsa
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Paddy and Murphy go to view a car Paddy says to Murphy 'Tell me if the indicators work', Murphy replies ' Yes they are, no they aren't, yes they are, no they aren't!'
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sumner2k3
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Registered: 12th Jan 06
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paddy and murphey were swimming in the sea and it starts raining, paddy says to murphey "oh no, im getting wet"
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Theham85
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Mick and Paddy were throwing stones at the ground, Paddy missed.
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Kurt
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Paddy and murphy were sailing their boat in the sea.... they both realised there was water coming into the boat through a hole, paddy grabbed a saw and started sawing another hole... murphy asks paddy why he is sawing another hole ine the boat to which paddy replies 'well u see murphy, the water is gonna come in through this hole, and go out again through that hole'
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johnhara1
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Registered: 19th Oct 06
Location: Newcastle upon Tyne
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Paddy is driving home pissed.
He is driving along when suddenly he is faced with a tree in the middle of the road so he swerves but theres another and another and paddy is swerving all over the road.
A passing police officer spots paddy and decides to pull him over so paddy explains to the police officer about all the trees in the road.
The police officer then says "For fuck sake Paddy! - Thats your air freshner!"
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