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Originally posted by nova_gteuk
I had this in a text this morning

(awaits flaming)

I've just bought a baby P. watch.
Its like a normal watch.
But the hands, face and back are broken.

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Originally posted by nova_gteuk
Indeed it does

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quote:

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Originally posted by nova_gteuk
I had this in a text this morning

(awaits flaming)

I've just bought a baby P. watch.
Its like a normal watch.
But the hands, face and back are broken.

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quote:

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Originally posted by nova_gteuk
I had this in a text this morning

(awaits flaming)

I've just bought a baby P. watch.
Its like a normal watch.
But the hands, face and back are broken.

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Originally posted by nova_gteuk
My boss sent it to me,i thought this one was worse tbh.

Now this is the story all about how
My spine got snapped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just listen to me
I'll tell you how I became a corpse known as Baby P

In North London born and raised
In the hospital is where I spent most of my days
Bruised and beaten to within an inch of my life
Had my fingertips sliced off with a Stanley knife
Because a couple of guys liked to choke me till I'm blue
Pull out my fingernails, set the dog on me too
The coucil investigated and my mum got angry
She said "We'll break your back and you'll die in Haringey."

Over her boyfriend's knee, my spine went crack
Then I lay there paralysed with a broken back
If anything I could say that this shit was gay
I was dying in a filthy cot for two days

Then I got punched in the face about once or twice
I swallowed a tooth and thought, "yo, that ain't nice!"
That's the end of my story, it was the end for me
That's how I became known as the Baby P

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