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BluKoo
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3rd Nov 08 at 15:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

(stolen off Pistonheads)

A recent study at Glasgow Uni stated that the average Scotsman walked around 900 miles in a year.

Another study by the Scottish Medical Association reckoned the average Scotsman drank on average the equivalant 22 gallons beer.
Thus the Av Scot does roughly 41 Miles to the gallon.

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I drink on average at least 20 cans of beer at the weekend.

20x440ml = 8800ml

8800ml x 52 = 457600ml (457.60 Liters)

457.6 liters + 5 liters for festive periods and special occasions = 462.6 liters.

462.6 liters = 101.75 Gallons


900 / 101.75 = 8.84 miles per gallon
DannyB
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3rd Nov 08 at 15:39   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I'm not scottish, nor do I drink
Colin
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3rd Nov 08 at 15:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I hardley drink nowdays so i'd probably be under 10 mpg!
pow
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3rd Nov 08 at 15:43   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I drink about 5 litres a year

I'm like a diesel

That means I do 800mpg

[Edited on 03-11-2008 by pow]
Tommy L
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3rd Nov 08 at 15:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I don't drink much tbh
BluKoo
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quote:
Originally posted by pow
I drink about 5 litres a year

I'm like a diesel

That means I do 800mpg

[Edited on 03-11-2008 by pow]


so you're like a Prius constantly going down hill, and i'm like a Porsche Cayenne Turbo towing a caravan

[Edited on 03-11-2008 by BluKoo]
IvIarkgraham
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3rd Nov 08 at 15:49   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i drink about 30pints a week

30pints = 3.75gallons
3.75x52 = 195
900/195 = 4.62 mpg

but i dont get it
what has that got to do with miles to the gallon?
BluKoo
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3rd Nov 08 at 16:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham

but i dont get it
what has that got to do with miles to the gallon?


The miles you travel, to the gallons of beer you drink

Don't worry, i know we don't run on beer, its just a bit of fun.
IvIarkgraham
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3rd Nov 08 at 16:22   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

miles i travel?

how am i supposed to know that?
John
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3rd Nov 08 at 16:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Did you read any of the post at all or just jump right in with stupid comments?
Jamie
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3rd Nov 08 at 16:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by John
Did you read any of the post at all or just jump right in with stupid comments?


IvIarkgraham
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3rd Nov 08 at 17:11   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yes i read it but its useless working with averages

i might do twice the walking than they do

they should just stop wasting their time with shit studies and study something worthwhile like cancer
John
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Or maybe its a FUCKING JOKE
IvIarkgraham
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3rd Nov 08 at 17:15   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

its a shit joke then
deano87
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Even I'm not so sad as to work this one out

 
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