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Haimsey
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20th Oct 08 at 21:46   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just been sent this.

'They have pulled another week of Elisabeth Fritzl's diary.
MONDAY - Stayed in. Dad came round and fucked me
TUESDAY - Stayed in. Got fucked by dad
WEDNESDAY - Stayed in. Dad fucked me doggy style
THURSDAY - Dad spunked on my face
FRIDAY - Stayed in. Dad fucked my ass
SATURDAY - Went out to watch Spurs. Wish id stayed in...'


Made me laugh

[Edited on 20-10-2008 by Haimsey]

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Aaron
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tom_simes
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20th Oct 08 at 21:56   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


One I received Saturday:

A duck walks into a bar...
"Got any bread?"
Barman replies "No."
"Got any bread?"
"No."
"Got any bread?"
"No."
"Got any bread?"
"No, we haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again I'll nail your beak to the bar, you irritating bastard of a bird."
"Got any nails?"
"No."
"Got any bread?"......
Haimsey
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Marcy Marc

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nathy_87
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20th Oct 08 at 22:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
at both
sand-eel
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20th Oct 08 at 23:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
why did the monkey cross the road?





































because there was a big juicy banana there
Haimsey
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20th Oct 08 at 23:10   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
No fucking way

Marcy Marc

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