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JM Curdy
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13th Oct 08 at 22:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

What bank would you put it in?
Doug
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BOE not a highstreet bank
J4M13
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13th Oct 08 at 22:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

in many shoeboxes under my bed

[Edited on 13-10-2008 by J4M13]
All Torque
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13th Oct 08 at 22:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Spermbank
l15ter
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i would put it in strippers bras
Hammer
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The Sperm Bank
paul.mitchell1984
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probably take most of it out and "store it" or BOE as above
sand-eel
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13th Oct 08 at 22:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

a bank in a rich country, swiss or monaco bank
sand-eel
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actually probably just keep it in my HBOS account
Colin
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13th Oct 08 at 22:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

HSBC is apparently the only UK bank that doesnt need a bail out!
paul.mitchell1984
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cos its not british Hong kong Shang Hai bank
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by paul.mitchell1984
cos its not british Hong kong Shang Hai bank


Actually its British.
Pip308
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i'd invest all of it in old ferrari's, insure them all and if i needed money sell or have one "stolen"
ed
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Coutts.
ed
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Though saying that, I did win the lottery a few weeks ago and I invested it in a couple of pints.
Kerry
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RBS
DannyB
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quote:
Originally posted by ed
Coutts.


Agreed, you would have to win more than 1million though?
Matt H
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Ducktales
_Allan_
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
Ducktales




Already with the HSBC so prob with them.

[Edited on 14-10-2008 by _Allan_]
Eck
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14th Oct 08 at 06:59   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

A Swiss Bank Account.
Russ
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quote:
Originally posted by Danny_v6
quote:
Originally posted by ed
Coutts.


Agreed, you would have to win more than 1million though?
As a discreet organisation, Coutts is not overt about the conditions that must be met in order to open an account. They are, however, as follows:

In order to become a Coutts client, you must have either

a) Investable assets of £500,000

and/or

b) Net assets (including your house, jewellery, artwork, etc.) totalling £5,000,000.

Additionally, Coutts will consider taking on customers who have the potential to meet these criteria in the next 3–5 years and can prove historic earnings over recent years in excess of £100,000 pa.[
Mein Herr
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I work in Windsor, and you get little 15 year old twats coming in with Coutts cards.
Fucking different world eh?
On the plus side, im not inbred and fucking retarded like these horrible vacuous floppy haired stripy jumper and scarf wearing, mochachino drinking, wine bar residing, cousin fucking thick socio-hillbilly mock aristocracy horsey airheaded twats.
So swings and roundabouts eh.

In answer to the original question, you of course split it over a number of high yield banks worldwide, and property.
charlessurr
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rbs, safest its been for a while seen as the goverment now owns 60% of it!
willay
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quote:
Originally posted by Mein Herr
I work in Windsor, and you get little 15 year old twats coming in with Coutts cards.
Fucking different world eh?
On the plus side, im not inbred and fucking retarded like these horrible vacuous floppy haired stripy jumper and scarf wearing, mochachino drinking, wine bar residing, cousin fucking thick socio-hillbilly mock aristocracy horsey airheaded twats.
So swings and roundabouts eh.

In answer to the original question, you of course split it over a number of high yield banks worldwide, and property.


willay
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also, northern rock

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