ed
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Grrr 
I might have had a few too many beers last night. I was chatting to this fit girl, but I don't remember what happened. Apparently I pulled her and took her home, according to my mate who just called me. But she isn't here now. I hope I didn't make too much of a dick of myself 
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RichR
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is your wallet, TV, Neighbours DVD collection all still there?
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Lawrah
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You dont remember even the smallest thing?
Smell your willly.
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corsa_wes
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quote: Originally posted by Lawrah
You dont remember even the smallest thing?
Smell your willly.
theres one sure way to find out
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Hammer
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Want the number for the Sandyford?
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Cosmo
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If you dont remember one little thing then Im going to guess you didnt exactly perform to the best of your ability and she left very quickly.
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ed
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Everything is still here. In fact, the door is locked and my keys are on the floor, so either I let her out, walked her back to her place, pissed her off or anything else that usually happens happened...

The last think I remember is tequila at the bar with some other bird from work which we demanded we had for free as we work there. So I had to do two shots, then I got a penny dropped in my snakebite so I had to down it.
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ed
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quote: Originally posted by Cosmo
If you dont remember one little thing then Im going to guess you didnt exactly perform to the best of your ability and she left very quickly.
My thoughts. She was well fit too, I hope I haven't annoyed her. I quite fancy her.
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Jambo
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id let you take me home ed
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Scotty_B
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quote: Originally posted by Lawrah
You dont remember even the smallest thing?
Smell your willly.
Never a truer word said, if it smells of shit you've either had her or a man.
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C2RL R
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ha ha! been in that situation myself matey! still cringe when i think about it.
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flybikeslee
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check your bumhole, if you cant remember her coming back, she mayhave been a man
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Tom
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Bad times
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C2RL R
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if the keys were on the floor it sounds like she locked the door and posted the keys back through.
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RyanSxi
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quote: Originally posted by C2RL R
if the keys were on the floor it sounds like she locked the door and posted the keys back through.
Good shout! Think she put you to bed and then fooked off
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C2RL R
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good lass if she did!
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Hammer
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Only bird to put me to bed is my mum and even at that it was only because i was sleeping in a bush at the side of the house
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RyanSxi
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My girlfriend left me at her house in the spare bed once as I was hammered and had been sick. Then she went to my house and left me.
Apparently I feel out of bed in the middle of the night and her mum had to help me back into bed
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Hammer
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Was your wang hanging out?
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ed
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quote: Originally posted by C2RL R
if the keys were on the floor it sounds like she locked the door and posted the keys back through.
My letterbox isn't on my front door. It's in the lobby
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Tom
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Maybe she jumped out of the window or make yourself feel better by thinking you were a perfect gent and walked her home, nice full blown memory loos btw I fear I may have this on sunday morning
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AdZ9
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love the fact you can't remember what happened (which usually means nothing) but you can remember she was fit 
What probably happened was, you had your shots, downed your snakebite, passed out and got kicked out. Someone took you home and put you to bed, then left you and went back out. And you had a nice little dream
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Tom
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quote: Originally posted by AdZ9
love the fact you can't remember what happened (which usually means nothing) but you can remember she was fit 
What probably happened was, you had your shots, downed your snakebite, passed out and got kicked out. Someone took you home and put you to bed, then left you and went back out. And you had a nice little dream
FPMSL quoted for truth.
Several times I have remembered sod all so convinced myself of many things occuring when they haven't, it's usually something much worse that's happened
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ed
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Yea, I've heard various different versions of what happened from peeps in lectures today. I think I might have gone home on my own.
I always get bullied when drinking games are being played. Not good as I'm the captain of the ski team and I'm expected to drink lots, but I can only handle a pint or two these days
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LeeM
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fuck off, theres getin so drunk u dont remember but if u were so drunk u wouldnt remember bringin somone home my money says u wouldnt be capable of actually bringing her home
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