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told her she'd look stupid with no ears




























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Not bad for a Southerner.
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David Blaine is apparently gutted at the minute. He has discovered his 44 day record of doing fuck all in a box has been smashed by Darren Bent.
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My uncle quit his job at the helium balloon factory yesterday, he was fed up of the way they spoke to him
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A gay man said to his partner, ''when your dead, i'd like to have you made into a curry''

''why?'' asks his partner

''becuase i just want to feel u dribble out of my arse one last time''
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Originally posted by corsa_wes
A gay man said to his partner, ''when your dead, i'd like to have you made into a curry''

''why?'' asks his partner

''becuase i just want to feel u dribble out of my arse one last time''


Its sick but still made me laugh
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i love abit of meat
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Originally posted by mobby
i love abit of meat


you do? i think your in the wrong place lol
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i mean on women
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haha im sure thats what u mean

i have another joke, its about gays, but i have nothing agaibst gays so you all know(mobby) ahem!

2 gays are lying in bed together when rupert starts rubbing vaseline into his chest. Cecil said what are you doing?
''well i read in a gay mag that vaseline stimulates hair growth and i want a hairy chest''

cecil said ''dont be fucking stupid if that was true id have a ponytail sticking out of my arse!''

 
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