kz
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Registered: 9th Aug 02
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annoy me so much! guy at work makes me feel bad about everything!?
for example...
"wanna cuppa mate?"
"yeah cheers man"
"one sugar?"
"nah two please"
" TWO sugars!? god... its bad for you you know"
argh! everyone brings in cakes for their birthdays but he wont eat one cause they have too many calories and he looks at us eating them as if were scumbags 
whenever i get petrol (one or twice a fortnight) i treat myself to a frijj, if i drink it at work he stares over at me shaking his head and saying "i dunno how you can drink that junk"  STFU
anyone else know people like this? oh and he smokes btw (and i dont) so he really does have to shut up! (he says smoking dont make you fat)
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
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Why not just say sos smoking next time he says it!
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BarnshaW
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if u smoke u eat less in my experience. if you quit smoking you tend to then eat more. just tell him to shut the fuk up and its ur life and you will eat what u want.
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kz
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i told him two things i couldnt care less about in life is health and fitness 
he was kinda like... "oh" 
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Jake
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tell him to mind his own business. Dickhead.
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kz
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lol the other day he was talking about sausages  with someone
and he said "do you know how many calories are in each sausage!?" and proceeded to say that he cant eat them anymore because of that... and said he was gutted cause he loves em
what the fuck?
if you like something, eat it! in moderation sure, but GODm i feel sorry for him tbh! i think he has food OCD
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Marc
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Depends where you buy your sausages!
I'd hate to work with this plank!
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kz
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
Depends where you buy your sausages!
I'd hate to work with this plank!
yeah, and hes kinda my supervisor 
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Hammer
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AND your bird won't let you muff her out.
Sucks to be you.
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Robbo
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
AND your bird won't let you muff her out.
Sucks to be you.
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kz
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wanna trade?
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Tom
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Sounds like a grade a bellend tbh I'd make a point of telling him how much you are enjoying whatever it is you are having that should annoy him some what 
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_Allan_
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birds or life?
No thanks
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kz
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i need to work with fat people and get a sluttly girlfriend
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SVM 286
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He can't be much of a health freak. Dip his fags in lard.
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ed
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The people who make comments like that are usually the people who aren't actually that healthy. They read the health section of the Daily Mail and think they know it all.
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Carl
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Tell him that smoking is the largest cause of avoidable deaths, so he will be long gone by the time you have a heart attack from unhealthy eating. 
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ed
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Or tell him, it takes ten years for your body to recover from the effects of smoking, or half an hour at the gym to recover from a mars bar. His choice I guess.
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Carl
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pick one off the list, each time he sparks up, he'll soon shut the fuck up about your intake;
There are nearly 4000 chemicals in a cigarette. Atleast 43 of the ingredients are carcinogenic (cancer causing). Here is a sampling:
Acetic Acid (Corrosive to respiratory tract)
Acetone (used in nail polish removers.)
Ammonia. (Used in floor and toilet cleaners)
Arsenic (a poison)
Cadmium (Car battery Fluid)
Carbon Monoxide (interferes with the supply of oxygen in the blood to the rest of the body)
DDT/ dielderon (Insecticides)
Ethanol (Alcohol)
Formalin (used in preserving human tissue and fabric)
Hexamine (used in explosive compounds)
Hydrogen Cyanide (Poison)
Methane (Petroleum Gas)
Naphthalene (used in moth balls)
Nicotine (Schedule 6 Poison)
Nitro Benzene (a petrol additive)
Phenols (used in disinfectants)
Stearic Acid (used in candle wax)
Toluene (Industrial solvent)
Vinyl Chloride (used in PVC)
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Gavin
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can anyone explain why theres so much crap in cigarette's??? surely you dont need all of them?
[Edited on 21-09-2008 by Gavin]
pew pew pew pewwwww
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ed
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Because that's what happens when you burn it.
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eddiewhiteley
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in a few years when he's telling you this using one of them voice box things as hes had his cancerous throat removed just tell him to get to fuck, then twat him.
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kz
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quote:
Originally posted by eddiewhiteley
in a few years when he's telling you this using one of them voice box things as hes had his cancerous throat removed just tell him to get to fuck, then twat him.
and i can squash him with my fat stomach
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Jambo
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My GF works with a lady who is EXACTLy like this shes all "i buy all my ingredients organic etc etc" looks down on everyone, now thats fair enough if you smoke and want to do everything else healthy to "compensate" as such.
BUT Dont go around telling everyone they are well uinhealthy when you smoke
I love smoking, and would love to smoke again, but i would never try and make out that its anything else other than reaaaaaaaaaly bad for you
Morons wind me up
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