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Author it really does boil my p*ss
Matt L
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21st Sep 08 at 14:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

drivers that dont pull in when there is fook all in the lane next to them

i really want one of those sign things that you can type messages into

just driven back from liverpool and the inside lane and middle lane were pretty much empty (well... empty enough that i could still do 70) yet people are in the outside lane doing 50 and braking every 2 seconds.

why cant people drive!! [/rant]
BluKoo
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21st Sep 08 at 14:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

You need one of these sun strips.

My dad had one on his Capri when he was a young loon
AndyCorsaSport
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21st Sep 08 at 14:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Know how you feel mate, fucks me off too, if im in the middle lane, i go to fast lane to over take and move back over if i can, dont hog the fast lane. Wankers some people, they say younger drivers are more at risk, like fuck, older ones are, coffin dodgers!!
Firestate88
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21st Sep 08 at 14:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

im with you there dude
was driving to and from hemel hempstead last night and people just sitting in middle and outside lanes with not alot in the inside lane, how hard is it just to turn steering wheel into the left hand lane
AndyCorsaSport
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quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
You need one of these sun strips.

My dad had one on his Capri when he was a young loon



I seen a lotus elise on my mates street other day, met blue, and in bright orange on the front it said MOVE OVER and on the back it said THANKS
Firestate88
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21st Sep 08 at 14:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

haha nice would love one of those if had a half decent car to put it on haha
BluKoo
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21st Sep 08 at 14:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

THANKS?? Fuck being all polite about it.

Just open up the sun roof and lob an egg our the window. That'll teach the fuckers!
BarnshaW
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21st Sep 08 at 14:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i tell u what boils my piss, when people throw eggs at me when i forget to pull over on the motorway
Mobby
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21st Sep 08 at 14:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by AndyCorsaSport
quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
You need one of these sun strips.

My dad had one on his Capri when he was a young loon



I seen a lotus elise on my mates street other day, met blue, and in bright orange on the front it said MOVE OVER and on the back it said THANKS

thats mad
alan-g-w
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21st Sep 08 at 14:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by BarnshaW
i tell u what boils my piss, when people throw eggs at me when i forget to pull over on the motorway


Agreed, bit harsh
John
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21st Sep 08 at 14:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Thats a fair punishment, we should have bridge mounted automatic egg throwers.
BluKoo
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21st Sep 08 at 14:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Its alright, i normally boil them in Matts piss first!
SVM 286
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21st Sep 08 at 16:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by BarnshaW
i tell u what boils my piss, when people throw eggs at me when i forget to pull over on the motorway
SVM 286
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21st Sep 08 at 16:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

A kettle is great for boiling urine also.

Incidentally, what is that red thing? Looks like an E Class Merc. Bonnet vent though.
joey736
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21st Sep 08 at 16:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286


Incidentally, what is that red thing? Looks like an E Class Merc. Bonnet vent though.


dodge ram SRT-10 possibly??
sand-eel
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21st Sep 08 at 16:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

deffo a big vehicle, big wing mirrors
deano87
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21st Sep 08 at 17:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I tend to just undertake to make sure they get the point. They never do.
All Torque
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21st Sep 08 at 20:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by deano87
I tend to just undertake to make sure they get the point. They never do.


I just undertake period. Nevermind arsing around and getting them to move just pull past them on the left. I did so MANY times tonight, even once I'd gone past they still stayed in the centre lane
Matt L
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21st Sep 08 at 20:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
quote:
Originally posted by deano87
I tend to just undertake to make sure they get the point. They never do.


I just undertake period. Nevermind arsing around and getting them to move just pull past them on the left. I did so MANY times tonight, even once I'd gone past they still stayed in the centre lane


that really does piss me off
Mike
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21st Sep 08 at 20:48   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I once had a car about 50 yards behind me in the middle lane whilst I was in the slow lane and she was matching my speed for at least about 10 miles, in the middle lane all the time not overtaking a single thing

It annoyed me that much that I ended up speeding up so it eventually went out of site then I could forget about it
BarnshaW
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quote:
Originally posted by Mike B
I once had a car about 50 yards behind me in the middle lane whilst I was in the slow lane and she was matching my speed for at least about 10 miles, in the middle lane all the time not overtaking a single thing

It annoyed me that much that I ended up speeding up so it eventually went out of site then I could forget about it


lol try explaining that one to the police
Russ
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21st Sep 08 at 21:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

the highway code says

when a cunt is sitting in the middle lane, undertake them, then pull sharply into there path...
Mike GSi
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21st Sep 08 at 21:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i noticed the type of car you own makes a hell of a difference, in my corsa you'd get the awkward sod that would do it on purpose but now ive got the astra they always pull over when they can

the other day i come up behind someone i was doing just shy of 100 and the car swerved so fast into the other lane they very nearly lost control, was rather funny to see tbh
Skylined
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21st Sep 08 at 23:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i always just undertake and hold the horn for a few secs

no point in beating about the bush
richardworrall
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22nd Sep 08 at 06:48   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Skylined
i always just undertake and hold the horn for a few secs

no point in beating about the bush


yeah, then they look at you gone out as though what there doing is ok

 
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