strick206
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Registered: 12th Apr 07
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A teacher asks her class one day, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and
you shoot one of them, how many birds will there be left?”
Then, when little Ralphy raises his hand, she calls on him.
He answers,
“None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.”
The teacher replies, “The actual answer is 4, but I like the way you're thinking.”
Then little Ralphy says, “Now I have a question for you.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream,one is licking the sides of the of ice cream cone that have started to drip.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
And the third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?”
The teacher, blushing madly, replied, “Well, I suppose it’d be the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.”
To which Little Ralphy replied,
“The correct answer is ‘the one with the wedding ring on,’ but I like the way you're thinking.”
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RyanSxi
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Jakey
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Registered: 4th Jun 07
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Police have released the bodies from the burnt out mansion, now that they are cold.
Well you wouldn't want a warm Foster's would you?
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RyanSxi
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quote:
Originally posted by Jakey
Police have released the bodies from the burnt out mansion, now that they are cold.
Well you wouldn't want a warm Foster's would you?
I just thought of a sick joke which makes me worried of myself.
"New fosters char grilled...."
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Jakey
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Your a sick freak Ryan 
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RyanSxi
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quote:
Originally posted by Jakey
Your a sick freak Ryan
I feel bad 
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Jakey
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Makes me feel tingly inside
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nathy_87
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quote:
Originally posted by Jakey
Police have released the bodies from the burnt out mansion, now that they are cold.
Well you wouldn't want a warm Foster's would you?
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mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
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just been invited to a BBq at a country mansion, will be plenty of spirits but no fosters
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little_duke
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Tamworth,staffordshire Drives: rover coupe
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quality
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charcoalgrill
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Location: Bristol
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Gary Glitter has been invited by the Beckhams to hide away on their boat, until all the publicity calms down. Glitters replied that he would love to come on their little Cruz
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Jake
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gary glitter has tried to commit suicide at sea ...........14 hours after searching the coast guard spotted him 15 miles out to sea bobbing up and down on a small bouy
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