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Lee Wilson
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Registered: 20th Feb 06
Location: Fareham, Hants Drives: XE Corsa
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5th Sep 08 at 08:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
It's my last day in the office today as I start a new job in two weeks.

What pranks can I plant?

It's my managers birthday too

[Edited on 05-09-2008 by Lee Wilson]
Jules
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Registered: 26th Nov 04
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk Status: Happy
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5th Sep 08 at 09:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
dump in the cupboard/stock room/desk drawers/anything you can take a shit in - they'll fnd it hilarious!!
paul.mitchell1984
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Registered: 31st Aug 06
Location: Wakefield
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5th Sep 08 at 09:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
fish in a pc unit when it goes off it will stink.....
frozen prawns hiden sumwhere left to defrost again will stink...
let everybodys tyres downwho has annoyed you in the slighets.

post a for sale add or some sort off add giving works number out

order some stuff for there

SAL
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Registered: 19th Dec 05
Location: Radlett, Hertfordshire
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5th Sep 08 at 09:27   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Go and buy some fish, leave it hidden somewhere good
pow
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Registered: 11th Sep 06
Location: Hazlemere, Buckinghamshire
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5th Sep 08 at 09:27   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Fish is a good one
Jakey
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Registered: 4th Jun 07
Location: Sandbach
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5th Sep 08 at 09:28   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Fish on one PC
Turd in another.
Lee Wilson
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Registered: 20th Feb 06
Location: Fareham, Hants Drives: XE Corsa
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5th Sep 08 at 09:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Never thought of fish.

I'll be able to thread it through the cd rom drive bit and then put the little cover back on. Thier never find it
Antz
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Registered: 28th Jul 03
Location: Leeds         Drives: Myself Insane!
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5th Sep 08 at 12:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Get a dymo label maker and label EVERYTHING you can see, I did this on my last day at work, was a good one
sand-eel
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Registered: 15th Mar 07
Location: carluke/braidwood--IRNBRULAND
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5th Sep 08 at 12:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
get the fish spray you get at fishing shops (if you can go) and spray it everywhere whilst running around laughing your face off, also don't forget peoples eyes aswell
C2RL R
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Registered: 28th Mar 02
Location: Redcliffe, QLD
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5th Sep 08 at 12:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yeah i did the dymo label trick on my mate. i have pics somewhere.
sand-eel
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Location: carluke/braidwood--IRNBRULAND
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5th Sep 08 at 12:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
piss in the kettle
Neo
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Registered: 20th Feb 07
Location: Essex
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5th Sep 08 at 12:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
In my previous job i bubble wrapped my boss' desk for a laugh

On his birthday we used wrapping paper all over the monitors on his desk, mouse, keyboard, stapler etc

And for April fools (unfortunately i had left), the guys i worked with covered everything of his (including desk and desk contents, spare shoes, photo in the hallway) in yellow sticky notes, but so tight they used about 10000 and spent the night before setting it up
nova_gteuk
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Registered: 15th May 02
Location: South Wales Drives: The Bandwagon
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5th Sep 08 at 12:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Stuff meat behind a radiator.
Kurt
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Registered: 23rd Oct 05
Location: Hi
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5th Sep 08 at 12:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
cover someones desk in foil
paul.mitchell1984
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Registered: 31st Aug 06
Location: Wakefield
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5th Sep 08 at 12:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
put super glu on the bog seat so they stick

put cling film eover the bog (so not to be seen) so any piss $hit goes everywhere,

laxitives in everybodys coffee
Doug
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Registered: 8th Oct 03
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5th Sep 08 at 12:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Not to be a killjoy here but dont forget that your employer may be used as a reference in the future
C2RL R
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Registered: 28th Mar 02
Location: Redcliffe, QLD
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5th Sep 08 at 12:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
do it to someone your boss doesn't like then! extra reference points!
Jakey
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Registered: 4th Jun 07
Location: Sandbach
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5th Sep 08 at 12:48   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
We got bored last year so posted'd a lads car at college.
Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Northampton Drives: Audi wagon
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5th Sep 08 at 13:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
jakey

Cling film everyones desks or something
Graham88
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Registered: 16th Apr 07
Location: South East Kent Drives: E46 M3
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5th Sep 08 at 13:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Jakey

Cling film the toilet.

[Edited on 05-09-2008 by Graham88]
Jakey
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Registered: 4th Jun 07
Location: Sandbach
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5th Sep 08 at 13:13   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
He still doesnt know to this day who it was
Fad
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Registered: 1st Feb 01
Location: Dartford Kent Drives: 330cd
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5th Sep 08 at 13:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
The attention to detail is amazing
grogan
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Registered: 31st Jul 06
Location: County Durham
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5th Sep 08 at 13:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
take the fuses out of the plugs on a few computers / microwaves / kettles etc. will takes ages before they click on!!!!
paul.mitchell1984
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Registered: 31st Aug 06
Location: Wakefield
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5th Sep 08 at 13:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
sod the fuses, take the plugs haha,

hows your office laid out??

if you have 2 pcs together swap keyboards and mice so they control the other pc, alwasy a good one,

if using compaq single screen pc's press ctrl alt and up, left or right arrow which usually alters the screen position
C2RL R
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Registered: 28th Mar 02
Location: Redcliffe, QLD
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5th Sep 08 at 13:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i know a guy that thought it would be funny to steal the earth pins out of a load of plugs at the place he works at. when i asked him why he did it he said he thought it would be funny because when they unplug them they wont beable to get them back in. i pointed out that it would be less funny when someone dies from an electric shock. he fucking shit himself all weekend and put them all back on the monday.

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