Doug
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I started abit of a joke war with the neighbour by sending her a picture message that I made in photoshop showing all her plants as brown when she was on holiday as I was supposed to be watering them. Message was along the lines of "I mixed up the plant food with the weed killer! Really sorry"
She fell for it hook line and sinker 
Recently she text me saying someone had hit my car so it was time for revenge
Now thanks to Neo I am waiting for her to take the range rover out again so I can send her this picture
As on a phone it looks pretty believable
Will have this as the message:
"There was a delivery driver here earlier and he smashed your pots. I tried to get him to stop but he just wouldnt!"
So I shall post up the reaction I get from her
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--DAN--
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Was he driving a pram? Those skid mark look a bit close together
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Doug
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She wont notice that, she loves her plants so will be distraught about that
Im going to hell.....
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col
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qaulity
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col
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how old is she? pics
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Ellis
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That's well funny, made me chuckle anyway!
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Paul_J
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that's a pretty poor photoshop 
where are the shadows of the pieces of pot?
what was the delivery driver driving ? a golf kart?
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dannymccann
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All you guys scrutinising (sp) it she probly wont even notice if she is THAT bothered about her plants
edit - but yea it will be funny as fuck 
[Edited on 04-09-2008 by dannymccann]
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Paul_J
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if she's already fallen for 1 photoshop, she's likely to be looking at it v.closely / expecting another photoshop.
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Aaron
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Do you fools have no sense of humor at all? She's a woman, they're stupid anyway [/Flamesuit]
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Cosmo
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Should of done an image of the car smashed up tbh and one of her pets/kids/relatives run over on the floor.
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chris-sri
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Quality banter.
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dannymccann
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Should of done an image of the car smashed up tbh and one of her pets/kids/relatives run over on the floor.
Inappropriate photoshop ideas FTW 
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Cosmo
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RACIST
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Doug
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Im just waiting for her to go out in the Range so the driveway looks the same as in the picture.
Response will be posted as soon as the prank is played
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Jas
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thats quite good.
for you
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CorsAsh
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Shoulda asked me, this is right up my street.
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Doug
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You are not on my MSN list.
This situation can be changed if so desired xx
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col
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Shoulda asked me, this is right up my street.
class
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CorsAsh
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A girl asked me to photoshop her Ka to look better. So I did.
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DC90
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Is she fit?
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Ren
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When I opened this topic, I thought instantly about that pic Ash
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Matt H
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I made a crappy Ka gif too, it involved a horse
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Kyle T
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
I made a crappy Ka gif too, it involved a horse
I loved that thread
Lotus Elise 111R
Impreza WRX STi
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CorsAsh
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That's cheered me up, esp. the Hoff
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