ed
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She keeps bringing me gifts. Last night she brought me a pigeon and tonight she brought me a rabbit, but only after she had eaten it's back legs.
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Lynny
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you'll soon be able to build one super-hybrid from the parts
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dan-h
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mine once brought in a used condom from out on a walk and dropped it on the living room floor..... dirty bastard
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ed
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Most of the pigeon is in the hoover. I'll fish through the bag to get them back now that you've mentioned that 
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ed
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quote:
Originally posted by dan-h
mine once brought in a used condom from out on a walk and dropped it on the living room floor..... dirty bastard
At least your dog carries out safe sex
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DannyB
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Well, my dog is in heat for the first time, she's bleeding like she's been shot.
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All Torque
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CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by dan-h
mine once brought in a used condom from out on a walk and dropped it on the living room floor..... dirty bastard
An ex of mine had sex with her new boyfriend, chucked the condom in the bin to dispose of later on, but her Pomeranian got there first, fished it out and dumped it (in all it's spunky glory) at her dad's feet.  He didn't speak to her for a long time.
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carnuts
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used to hate my dog in heat best thing to do is go get her some of the little pantie things they do or make use of a babys nappy like i did hole for a tail job done just remember to take it off so she can go out side
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DannyB
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I refuse to put a nappy on my dog
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carnuts
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haha you havent got a little staffy with a very wiggly bum i got sick of repainting the walls although the little dog pants are good too
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DannyB
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I have a boxer and she shakes her arse everywhere but im still not putting a nappy on her, a few people have sugested it now.
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chloe16v
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i bet it is worse for owners with really furry dogs, it would look like they have been painted under neath
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CorsAsh
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I'm going to invent dog tampons.
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DannyB
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I'm going to invent dog tampons.
So am i 
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CorsAsh
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Mine will come with a vibrating applicator.
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andy1868
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the woman that lives afew doors down from my office has a small/rat like dog and my boss has a golden retriever thats been neutured (sp?). they have a shared garden so the dogs are always in the other's house.
last time she was in season she was backing up to clyde (the golden retriever) and he was humping thin air by the side of her was really really funny, but sad at the same time
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Ben G
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my cat has brought me back birds and mice, half dead and mutated before, apparently they are giving it to you as a present
the dog only digs up holes in the garden, possibly burying dead animals 
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sand-eel
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
I'm going to invent dog tampons.
it's been invented by the vets....it's called cutting there inside out 
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morpheus22
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they are not gifts/presents. the only reason they are bringing them home is because they feel its a safe enviroment for them to eat what they have caught.
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ed
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If she does it again it will no longer be a safe environment 
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morpheus22
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, what dog is it ed a retriever of some sort?
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ed
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A bit of Labrador and a bit of German Sheppard.
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morpheus22
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yeh i guessed she might have been a labby or a labby x. my friend goes out with his to labby's every other morning so they can catch there breakfast.
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morpheus22
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warning some people will be upset with the video but i belive this is what dogs are born to do., we have had many retrievers and we have allways took them out twice a week to catch there own meals.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TzCldGfvS40
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