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Kerry
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18th Jul 08 at 11:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Ok I need someone else to confirm this to prove to myself im not going mad

Last night I got woken up by a noise in my ear which sounded like a fast popping crackling.

No lie it was a spider running on my pillow and I could actually hear it pitter patter

Has anyone ever heard a spider walking before

p.s Happy Friday
p.p.s I got pulled and breathalised for the first time EVER last night and blew a ZERO
Cosmo
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18th Jul 08 at 11:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

It was probably laying eggs in your ear and then when you woke up it ran away.
Superlite Ltd.
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18th Jul 08 at 11:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
It was probably laying eggs in your ear and then when you woke up it ran away.


FACT
SteveW
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18th Jul 08 at 11:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

isnt it true that in a lifetime you actually swallow around 10 spiders in your sleep ?
Kerry
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18th Jul 08 at 11:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

It wouldnt of fit in my ear
I only have ickle ones and this beaut was a monster

I just need someone else to say they heard one
Leighton
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18th Jul 08 at 11:24   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

never had the before myself

Ps you driving is so bad you get pulled for being a drunk driver and you blew a ZERO !!!
Cosmo
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18th Jul 08 at 11:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

It doesnt go in your ear, it will just of been on the edge laying them and they drop right in.
Tom
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18th Jul 08 at 11:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

It was a dream imo tbh
Tommy L
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18th Jul 08 at 11:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

It bit you and now you're going to be spidergirl
Richie B
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18th Jul 08 at 11:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

You'll get to hear a lot more when the offspring burst out of your ear
_Allan_
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18th Jul 08 at 11:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
It bit you and now you're going to be spiderpig


Harsh
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quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
quote:
Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
It bit you and now you're going to be spiderpig


Harsh


Tommy L
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18th Jul 08 at 11:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i never said that
Tom
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18th Jul 08 at 11:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

spiderpig spiderpig dah dah dah
Matt L
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18th Jul 08 at 11:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

*awaits the pic of spiders having health bars *

but never heard spiders myself but then again i hate them so dont tend to let them walk about for too long
Scotty C
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18th Jul 08 at 11:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
isnt it true that in a lifetime you actually swallow around 10 spiders in your sleep ?


10 a year...
150£corsa
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18th Jul 08 at 11:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Kerry, Ive heard it, it was horrible, i actually cried, i hate spiders!

Steve X16XE
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Yeah, i thought it was a year.
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Steve X16XE
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Now imagine waking up and there's a MASSIVE cockroach about 10cm from your face. Your half asleep and you think that this thing is the size of YOU!!!!!
nova_gteuk
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18th Jul 08 at 11:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Youve been buying banana's off builly mitchells stall havent you.
Kerry
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18th Jul 08 at 11:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by 150£corsa
Kerry, Ive heard it, it was horrible, i actually cried, i hate spiders!




YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I knew it was real!!
Kerry
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18th Jul 08 at 11:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Leighton


Ps you driving is so bad you get pulled for being a drunk driver and you blew a ZERO !!!


Well the story is I finish dance class I go to get my bro from the pub I get pulled for headlight out they smell alcohol on my bro so test me! I did try to tell him as if I would go to the pub in lycra

[Edited on 18-07-2008 by Kerry]
150£corsa
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18th Jul 08 at 11:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Ah haha, he obviosuly Just wanted you to get out of the car.. so he could "check you out"
Kerry
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18th Jul 08 at 11:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Funny because he asked me to "blow hard" and he will tell me when to stop

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