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Kurt
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13th Jul 08 at 10:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
How does a Penguin make pancakes?





With its flippers!
Matt L
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13th Jul 08 at 10:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
surely it needs ingredients aswell... and a cooker?
Doug
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13th Jul 08 at 10:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I also have my doubts about the penguins ability to accurately measure out its ingredients to ensure that the pancake has the right consistency and taste.

TBH the joke is flawed.
IvIarkgraham
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13th Jul 08 at 10:52   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
waaaaaank
Kurt
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13th Jul 08 at 10:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i guess if the penguin wanted to then yes he could wank with his flippers
IvIarkgraham
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could he wank me with his flippers?
Kurt
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might be a bit fishy but yeah why not.. id have to ask him first though
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off to chester zoo i go

 
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