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Skylined

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Registered: 27th Sep 05
Location: Sideways, Surrey
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12th Jul 08 at 10:21

Eighteen year old virgin.
No recollection from the victim.
No witnesses.

Carlsberg don't do rapes.......

Superlite Ltd.

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Registered: 9th Jan 07
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12th Jul 08 at 10:31

17 would be better

carey

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Registered: 13th Jan 08
Location: scarborough
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12th Jul 08 at 13:07

it's sad that you're the funniest person i know!!

Cosmo

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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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12th Jul 08 at 13:14

quote:
Originally posted by carey
it's sad that you're the funniest person i know!!

That is sad

Mobby

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Registered: 31st Dec 07
Location: Leicestershire
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12th Jul 08 at 13:18

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo

quote:
Originally posted by carey
it's sad that you're the funniest person i know!!

That is sad

he should have picked you cosmo

Skylined

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Registered: 27th Sep 05
Location: Sideways, Surrey
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12th Jul 08 at 13:19

she

blame sickipedia alright

Cosmo

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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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12th Jul 08 at 13:21

quote:
Originally posted by mobby
he should have picked you cosmo

That would of been slightly less sad to be fair.

Kurt

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Registered: 23rd Oct 05
Location: Hi
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12th Jul 08 at 14:55

quote:
Originally posted by Superlite Ltd.
17 would be better

is that a Jakey reference?

Jakey

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Registered: 4th Jun 07
Location: Sandbach
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12th Jul 08 at 14:55

quote:
Originally posted by Kurt

quote:
Originally posted by Superlite Ltd.
17 would be better

is that a Jakey reference?

Kurt

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Registered: 23rd Oct 05
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12th Jul 08 at 14:56

that was a tad quick

Jakey

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Registered: 4th Jun 07
Location: Sandbach
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12th Jul 08 at 14:57

quote:
Originally posted by Kurt
that was a tad quick

I saw you had posted so it must have some reference to me somewhere.

Kurt

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Registered: 23rd Oct 05
Location: Hi
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12th Jul 08 at 14:59

not at all..

you actually get an a-ok rating

Jakey

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12th Jul 08 at 15:01

CorsAsh

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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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12th Jul 08 at 15:09

Two flies buzzing round a turd. One lands on it.

Then the other lands next to him, and says, "Is this stool taken?"

DannyB

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Registered: 6th Feb 08
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12th Jul 08 at 15:12

Whats brown ans sticky.

A stick.

12vStig

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Registered: 23rd Dec 07
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12th Jul 08 at 17:06

whats red and hairy...

...your face!

CorsAsh

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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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12th Jul 08 at 17:14

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a BMW in the garage.

Ste

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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Taif, Saudi Arabia
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12th Jul 08 at 18:22

It's not rape, it's surprise sex!

I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.

Cosmo

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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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12th Jul 08 at 18:26

What's the worst thing about being a paedophile?

You just don't fit in.

Cosmo

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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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12th Jul 08 at 18:30

Why is the bible like a penis?

You get them both forced down your throat by a priest.

Cosmo

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Registered: 29th Mar 01
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12th Jul 08 at 18:32

A priest, a paedophile and a homosexual walk into a bar...

He orders a drink.

Cosmo

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Registered: 29th Mar 01
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12th Jul 08 at 18:33

How did the Priest find the little boy in the forest?

Very nice indeed.

CorsAsh

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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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12th Jul 08 at 18:35

The Labour Party has decided to change its logo from a rose to a condom, believing it will more accurately reflects their policies.

This is because a condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security whilst your being fucked.

corsascott

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Registered: 4th Jul 07
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12th Jul 08 at 19:10

a man gets home to find his girlfriend packin. "i'm leavin! I just found out your a Paedophile!"

"whooh" he said "that's a big word for a 10 year old"

Ian

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Registered: 28th Aug 99
Location: Liverpool
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12th Jul 08 at 19:15

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Two flies buzzing round a turd. One lands on it.

Then the other lands next to him, and says, "Is this stool taken?"

"No.", he replies, "You're welcome to it. I've not seen you for a while?"

"Yeah - I've been on the sick."

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