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Author I am quite possibly the most stupid, and luckiest person alive.
Dan
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Yesterday, as me and the missus got engaged last weekend, we agreed to go and pick up her ring from resizing today. Well, me being nice, decided to go to the city and pick it up yesterday, without her knowing as another suprise.

So off i went after work at 5pm (shop closes at 6) on the 20 mile trip. Picked up my mate on the way. Got there at about 5.30.

Shot into the jewlers and picked up the ring. Decided to go for a kfc take away for the road. Got back to car, drove out of the multi story, and then about 1 mile down the road.

Then suddenly, i ask my mate, where is the ring!!

He said i dont know, you had it. So while panicing and driving down the road, i was looking round the car. Couldnt find it, so pulled a u turn at the set of lights. Trouble was, it was rush hour, and the queue went on for the whole mile back. So i decided to stop, pull on the handbrake and make my mate drive. I then ran all the way back, flat out, down a mega steep slope into the car park, looking all around where i had been, thinking i had left it on the roof. Couldnt find it anywhere.

Suddenly thought, maybe its at kfc. so i ran past about 100 people on 3 sets of esculators to the top floor, couldnt see it anywhere, so asked behind counter.

And to my luck it was there

Considering i cannot run more than 10secs usually without dying, i think i did well lol.

But what a mistake, nearly £1ks worth of jewlery so close to being lost, i dont think that would have been all i lost lol!

WHOOOPS


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fir3vip3r
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8th Jul 08 at 17:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

christ, i would of filled my undies thats for sure
CorsAsh
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Would have been the World's Quickest Divorce. Would have to get Sheriff John Bunnell in for that shit.
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Lucky someone handed it in, couple weeks ago at subway I left a new tshirt came back 5 mins later and it was gone.
Nick-S
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8th Jul 08 at 17:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

lucky basterd
Graham88
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Would have been the World's Quickest Divorce. Would have to get Sheriff John Bunnell in for that shit.




Very lucky
BluKoo
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8th Jul 08 at 17:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Thankfully there are still some good people in the world.

Most people would have scooped the ring and been away with it.
Tom
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OMG lucky aint the word!
Colin
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LOL you'r Mrs would have thought you had changed your mind!!

Congrats btw
Paul_J
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you are so lucky someone handed that in. Most people would've nicked it.
Ellis
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8th Jul 08 at 18:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Well done mate, would have been awful to lose it well and truely...
Dan
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8th Jul 08 at 18:20   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Yea i was rather lucky. such a stupid mistake. i only put it on counter while i got my wallet out. even thought to myself, dont forget that, and what did i do lol


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8th Jul 08 at 18:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

omg.
happy ending.

kind of makes you feel good about being a human again
richardworrall
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8th Jul 08 at 18:32   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

so it was still on show when you got there or someone handed it in and they'd put it behind the counter?
Dan
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It had been put behind the counter


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richardworrall
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blimey, that is lucky!!!!
Lee Wilson
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8th Jul 08 at 18:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Jesus Fuck thats lucky

Did you tell the story to the Mrs?
Kurt
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fuck me your lucky..

so's your sphinchter.. the story i imagined when you said kfc was that you ingested it
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what a complete tit
BarnshaW
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i agree with mark, u stupid moronic penuswrinkle.
Dan
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Barndoor, dont hate because u have no girlfriend


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you lucky fuck dont tell her this, tell her in a few months
Kurt
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Your mate you went with.. is he going to be the best man??

you know where this story is going to be told if he is
BarnshaW
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quote:
Originally posted by Dan
Barndoor, dont hate because u have no girlfriend


lol. ur bird likes me more then you IMO
Kerry
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8th Jul 08 at 23:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

That does not surprise me of you dan

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