Reecemac
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Just seen this on another board, had to post it here too.
Just had a phone call from a friend of mine I have not seen in over a year. He shall, for reasons that will become obvious, remain nameless.
He woke this morning in a hotel room in Sun City, just outside Rustenburg in South Afrca, with a massive hangover and no recollection as to how he got there. (My friend lives 500 km's from there)
He got up, had a shower and went for breakfast. (Ok, he got dressed first....)
After breakfast, he went to get his car to drive home.
Now my friend is an extremely wealthy man, and has his own parking spot allocated for him at Sun City.
When he arrived in the car park, his car was gone.
He was furious! He berated the secuity staff who looked at him as though he had just grown horns.
He demanded the Manager be summoned, and he duly arrived.
"How is this possible!!" my friend ranted, "A 5 star resort with 24 hour security, and my car still gets pinched!"
A clearly embarassed mangager asked my friend to walk with him to a quiet corner, then whispered in his ear.........
"Mr H**, you flew in last night in your private plane, it's still in the hanger".
My friend is a pilot.
He just told me he has no idea how he got there.
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DannyB
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Im confused, is this meant to be a joke or what?
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Reecemac
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No was actually serious. Sounds crazy though.
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Russ
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sounds like bollocks to me
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Jas
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
sounds like bollocks to me
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Gregor
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quote:
Originally posted by Jas
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Originally posted by Russ
sounds like bollocks to me
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liamgallagher1994
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quote:
Originally posted by Gregor
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Originally posted by Jas
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Originally posted by Russ
sounds like bollocks to me
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Colin
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Gareth
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quote:
Originally posted by liamgallagher1994
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Originally posted by Gregor
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Originally posted by Jas
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Originally posted by Russ
sounds like bollocks to me
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Haimsey
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5 Star hotel that also has plane hangers 
Marcy Marc 
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Matt L
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so how does this relate to drink driving? he may have got a taxi or even walked
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Lawrah
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Drink Driving a Plane I think he ment.
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BarnshaW
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maybe he drove the plane in and THEN got drunk in the hotel. there may have not even been any drink driving. therefore this thread is a fake and you should be banned.
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liamC
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hotels with aeroplane runways? not bad. not even dubai has one of them yet.
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ed
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There are lots of them in France.
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J da Silva
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Did a snake size it's owner up in the hotel room nextdoor?
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BarnshaW
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eh lol?
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Paul_J
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quote:
Originally posted by Gareth John
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Originally posted by liamgallagher1994
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Originally posted by Gregor
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Originally posted by Jas
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Originally posted by Russ
sounds like bollocks to me
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Eck
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quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
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Originally posted by Gareth John
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Originally posted by liamgallagher1994
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Originally posted by Gregor
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Originally posted by Jas
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Originally posted by Russ
sounds like bollocks to me
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Jules
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quote:
Originally posted by Eck
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Originally posted by Paul_J
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Originally posted by Gareth John
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Originally posted by liamgallagher1994
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Originally posted by Gregor
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Originally posted by Jas
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Originally posted by Russ
sounds like bollocks to me
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Robin
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quote:
Originally posted by Jizinho Silva 10
Did a snake size it's owner up in the hotel room nextdoor?
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ChrisBoom
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quote:
Originally posted by Jules
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Originally posted by Eck
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Originally posted by Paul_J
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Originally posted by Gareth John
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Originally posted by liamgallagher1994
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Originally posted by Gregor
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Originally posted by Jas
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Originally posted by Russ
sounds like bollocks to me
All aboard 
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Mobby
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
sounds like bollocks to me
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chloe16v
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quote:
Originally posted by mobby
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Originally posted by Russ
sounds like bollocks to me
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BarnshaW
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quote:
Originally posted by cb87
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Originally posted by mobby
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Originally posted by Russ
sounds like bollocks to me
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