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stubs
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My brother is getting married this November in Scotland and we're going to be wearing kilts etc...

It's my 1st time in a kilt as I'm only half scottish and never had the need before.

My aunt said we have to go "full scottish" underneath, which I believe means bare but I feel we need to sort something for the purpose of some of the photos, and incase the weather starts to get the best of us

Someone mentioned wearing an elephant's trunk type of underwear, but I'm sure I've seen this before. Something I was thinking was along those lines, but maybe fit it with a motorised part to make the trunk move, and something to squirt a bit of water out

Anyway, does anyone have any other ideas of what can be worn, or any stories or experience of wearing a kilt?
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last wedding I went to one of the blokes had a massive plastic fake penis underneath. rather amusing
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quote:
Originally posted by RyanSxi
last wedding I went to one of the blokes had a massive plastic fake penis underneath. rather amusing


Yeah sure he did 'Ryan do you want to have a feel of my fake cock under here?'
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Originally posted by Tom
quote:
Originally posted by RyanSxi
last wedding I went to one of the blokes had a massive plastic fake penis underneath. rather amusing


Yeah sure he did 'Ryan do you want to have a feel of my fake cock under here?'


sick
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quote:
Originally posted by RyanSxi
quote:
Originally posted by Tom
quote:
Originally posted by RyanSxi
last wedding I went to one of the blokes had a massive plastic fake penis underneath. rather amusing


Yeah sure he did 'Ryan do you want to have a feel of my fake cock under here?'


sick


Yes you are
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Originally posted by _Allan_




dude, that's rather worrying... I can't help but panic, thinking how my ballsack might drop down and get trapped
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quote:
Originally posted by RyanSxi
last wedding I went to one of the blokes had a massive plastic fake penis underneath. rather amusing


see that sounds like a plan, but I don't want to disappoint any of the bridesmaids that may get *lucky*
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quote:
Originally posted by stubs
quote:
Originally posted by RyanSxi
last wedding I went to one of the blokes had a massive plastic fake penis underneath. rather amusing


see that sounds like a plan, but I don't want to disappoint any of the bridesmaids that may get *lucky*


Maybe some random thong like an alligator or somet daft?
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Julios Thongs for men
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wear a big penis under it
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Absolutely nothing. Then when the English charge at you turn around and display your hairy bare arse, worked for Mel Gibson.
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Absolutely nothing. Then when the English charge at you turn around and display your hairy bare arse, worked for Mel Gibson.


OR

drop the hair dryer in the bath while your having a ash and you'll hear what females are thinking, worked for Mel Gibson
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wear nothing under it.
ive wore my kilt hundreds of times and never with anything under it, although it can be quite annoying with people asking if youre a true scot.
you can get a neighing horse thong like the elephant one too
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Ive had another good idea.

You could wear knickers and tights with your skirt
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Ryan

Go starkers mate, it's the only way to wear a kilt.
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Ryan

Go starkers mate, it's the only way to wear a kilt.


yep
low and easy
free and breezy
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wear nothing under it.
ive wore my kilt hundreds of times and never with anything under it, although it can be quite annoying with people asking if youre a true scot.
you can get a neighing horse thong like the elephant one too


I don't mind them asking that... later in the day when I'm pissed and going commando, I'll hapily show them. They'll just get more than they bargain for when they see my hotel room key swinging from my prince albert!! ha ha ha
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True scotsman ftw

If you do wear something under it you are a gay

You will also never fail to pull while wearing a kilt, women love them
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my mate has one of them but its a Crocodile.
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I have a monkey one, the batteries have ran out though
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Batteries for what? I don't think his is battery operated.
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I think we have our wires crossed here

Nah mine made a monkey noise when you pushed it
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my mate has one of them but its a Crocodile.


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