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Fonz
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The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.

' Hello ? '
'Is your daddy home?' he asked.
' Yes ,' whispered the small voice.
May I talkwith him?'
The child whispered, ' No .'
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mommythere?' 'Yes.'
'May Italk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, ' No .'
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'
' Yes ,' whispered the child, ' a policeman '.

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speakwith the policeman?'
' No, he's busy ', whispered the child.

'Busydoing what?'

' Talking toDaddy and Mommy and the Fireman ,'came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece onthe phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'
' A helicopter ' answered thewhispering voice.

'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again,whispering, the child answered, ' The search team just landed ahelicopter .'

Alarmed,concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'

Stillwhispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... ' ME .'


[Edited on 25-06-2008 by Fonz]
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ace
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brilliant!
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I didn't expect to laugh, but I did.
Well done!
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Lmao
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very good
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Hahahahaha that is ACE
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Im guessing the urgent computer problem was the fact the space bar had stopped working?
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sorry was just copied and pasted.....edited!
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lol.
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quote:
Originally posted by Fonz
sorry was just copied and pasted.....edited!


Now my post isnt funny

 
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