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Hammer
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Went over at lunchtime there and some old guy dressed in a black shirt with an orange apron on, asked me if I wanted decking.

Fortunately, I got the first punch in and sorted the fucker out. Those less suspecting might not be so lucky.

Just a word of warning.
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Should have nailed him instead TBH.
andy1868
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old, but oh so good
CorsAsh
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Glasgow.
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Hope there was no police about, might get done for a section 20 Or is that death by dangerous driving? I forget
Hammer
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Have I walked through a timewarp and ended up in the 80's?
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Whcih one ? Down at Drumchaple? Ill go sort him out.
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Have I walked through a timewarp and ended up in the 80's?


Nah, you've clicked on a thread on corsasport and had to read an ancient joke by your old uncle hammer.

Are you losing your marbles cosmobot?
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
Whcih one ? Down at Drumchaple? Ill go sort him out.


Aye, will you batter him for me?
Lawrah
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Aye, like a haddock
Hammer
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FFS what a day i'm having, what is it with people.

Just been into Greggs and asked for a tuna roll, and she said "big softie" so I hooked her.
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They're both so poor it's quite funny
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Glasgow.






Origional joke made me laugh too

Drives supercharged Tec with torque
Kathryn W
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I went to PC World today. You have to be careful what you say in there.
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Adam-D
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ffs
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there was a fight in the chippy last night.....


4 fish got battered
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quote:
Originally posted by mattk
there was a fight in the chippy last night.....


4 fish got battered


I heard the chips got assaulted too?
Kurt
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Have I walked through a timewarp and ended up in the 80's?


1880's?
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I went to PC World today. You have to be careful what you say in there.


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Politically Correct world Andrew
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Oh...

had me worried, im off there in a bit

[Edited on 22-06-2008 by Kurt]
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quote:
Originally posted by Mike B
Hope there was no police about, might get done for a section 20 Or is that death by dangerous driving? I forget


FAIL



badly

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