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Matt L

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9th Jun 08 at 10:10

girl at work just got text this so though id post it to hopefully make a few off you laugh on this monday morning.

'paddy was lying in his bed and at 2 oclock in the morning the phone goes off and paddy answers and shouts 'f**k off and ring the coast guard' and puts the phone down. his wife rolls over and goes 'who was that?'

paddy goes 'some c**t asking if the coast was clear'

made me chuckle

Tom

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9th Jun 08 at 10:22

Did you miss a bit out

Tommy L

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9th Jun 08 at 10:24

I think i get it

Planty02

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9th Jun 08 at 10:28

Matt L

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9th Jun 08 at 10:28

i dont think i missed any out

wouldnt suprise me though tbf.

Skylined

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9th Jun 08 at 12:20

produced a smirk

RyanSxi

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9th Jun 08 at 12:32

quote:
Originally posted by Tom
Did you miss a bit out

Come on Tom, I know your old etc but surely the joke isn't that hard for you to understand?

Tom

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9th Jun 08 at 12:35

It's just not that funny, if the wife had more of a role in it then fine but it's just a bit shit

RyanSxi

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9th Jun 08 at 12:40

quote:
Originally posted by Tom
It's just not that funny, if the wife had more of a role in it then fine but it's just a bit shit

"If the wife had more of a role" It's not fucking shakespeare

Tom

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9th Jun 08 at 12:44

Would even have been funnier if it was the wifes phone he answered

It's defo not shakespear though agreed

RyanSxi

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9th Jun 08 at 12:50

I think its there shared phone if im honest. Probably the land line rather than a mobile

Matt L

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9th Jun 08 at 12:51

tbf i agree the story line is a bit thin could do with a bit more padding in the middle and possibly change the start so you get to know the characters a bit more.

RyanSxi

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9th Jun 08 at 12:55

Just for you Tom:

"Patrick McGuinness the 3rd and his wife of 7 years 4 months and 2 days Emma were at there home in Dublin. It was 3:43am and both were fast asleep in there bedroom (blue walls and a cream carpet) The landline phone began to ring *ring ring, ring ring* so Patrick decided to answer it.

"F**k off and ring the coast guard" he belowed as he slammed the receiver down.

"Who was that" his wife, Emma, asked.

Patrick, still confused from the whole ordeal replied, "Some c**t asking if the coast was clear'

THE END

Cosmo

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9th Jun 08 at 12:57

quote:
Originally posted by Tom
Would even have been funnier if it was the wifes phone he answered

I think that is what its meant to be too tbh.

Tom

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9th Jun 08 at 12:57

Much better

RyanSxi

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9th Jun 08 at 12:58

Feel its a bit too long to type as a text joke though

Matt L

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9th Jun 08 at 12:58

Planty02

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9th Jun 08 at 13:30

That was just silly Ryan

We didn't even get to know what colour bedding they had

[Edited on 09-06-2008 by Planty02]

RyanSxi

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9th Jun 08 at 13:39

quote:
Originally posted by Planty02
That was just silly Ryan

We didn't even get to know what colour bedding they had

[Edited on 09-06-2008 by Planty02]

Was considering spending an hour on it and really adding ome detail, but im at work so not the best idea

p.s. was white with blue squares (different shades of blue for each one)

Cosmo

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9th Jun 08 at 13:46

TBH you seem to know too much about this, were you the one ringing him and asking if the coast was clear?!

RyanSxi

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9th Jun 08 at 13:46

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
TBH you seem to know too much about this, were you the one ringing him and asking if the coast was clear?!

If I was the person ringing then how would I know what the room looked like and what was said after the phone call was ended?

Matt L

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9th Jun 08 at 13:54

maybe she told you the day after when she was moaning at you for ringing while he was in.

Cosmo

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9th Jun 08 at 13:54

quote:
Originally posted by RyanSxi

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
TBH you seem to know too much about this, were you the one ringing him and asking if the coast was clear?!

If I was the person ringing then how would I know what the room looked like and what was said after the phone call was ended?

So you are the wife then?

RyanSxi

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9th Jun 08 at 13:56

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo

quote:
Originally posted by RyanSxi

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
TBH you seem to know too much about this, were you the one ringing him and asking if the coast was clear?!

If I was the person ringing then how would I know what the room looked like and what was said after the phone call was ended?

So you are the wife then?

If I was the wife how would I know what Patrick's response to the caller was if I was asleep?

Cosmo

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9th Jun 08 at 13:59

quote:
Originally posted by RyanSxi
If I was the wife how would I know what Patrick's response to the caller was if I was asleep?

As you were obviously awake to ask him who it was

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