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Author I GOT CHOKED LAST NIGHT
Hammer
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7th Jun 08 at 12:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Jumped into bed with an old women and woke up to he husband straddling me with his hands round my neck PMSL
Nath
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7th Jun 08 at 12:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
WTF
Hammer
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7th Jun 08 at 12:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
That was my exact words Nath, my exact words
Nath
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7th Jun 08 at 12:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You never fail to amuse me
Matt H
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7th Jun 08 at 12:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You should treat your parents with a little more respect tbh

[Edited on 07-06-2008 by Matt H]
Hammer
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7th Jun 08 at 12:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I don't have any partents
Cosmo
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7th Jun 08 at 12:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
I don't have any partents


test tube freak
Hammer
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7th Jun 08 at 12:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Do you need half a tent to concieve? I reckon i've been led down the garden path as far as the birds and the bees are concerned!
Robbo_Corsa
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7th Jun 08 at 13:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Hammer
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7th Jun 08 at 13:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Right, i'm away to get drunk again as per my religious beliefs. Check back later folks for more wacky adventures.......theme music......cut to fade.
Tom
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7th Jun 08 at 13:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I will be worshipping in your church later birthday night ooot

John
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7th Jun 08 at 15:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
True story, I was drunk on a chair, cunt didn't tell me there was a bed up for grabs.
MatthewR
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7th Jun 08 at 15:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
smells like bullshit
John
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7th Jun 08 at 15:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
It's 100% truestory.com
Robbo
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7th Jun 08 at 16:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
LOLZ
Lawrah
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7th Jun 08 at 16:47   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
youve got to stop putting your dad through that paul
Hammer
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7th Jun 08 at 21:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
youve got to stop putting your dad through that paul


Aye hen

 
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