drunkenfool
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Basically they are jokes that explain the meaning of the word "chungo" which is a really coloquial spanish word that means something reallllly bad, like worse than just "bad". Here it is translated...
Good: You decide not to have any more children
Bad: You cant find the contraceptive pills.
> Chungo: Your daughter has them
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> Good: Your son is always studying in his room
> Malo: You find porno videos in there
> Chungo: You appear in them!
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> Good: Your husband understands women's fashion
> Bad: He uses your clothes
> Chungo: They suit him more than you.
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> Good: Your son is growing up, at last!
> Malo: He's sleeping with the next-door neighbours
> Chungo: So are you
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> Good: You give sex ed classes to your daughter
> Bad: She constantly interrupts you
> Chungo: Making corrections
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> Good: Your wife hardly talks.
> Bad: She wants a divorce
> Chungo: She's a lawyer
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> Good: Your son is going out with someone.
> Bad: It;s another guy
> Chungo: It's your best friend
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> Good: Your wife is pregnant
> Bad: With triplets
> Chungo: You had a vasectomy 5 years ago
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> Good: Your daughter has found work
> Bad: As a prostitute
> Chungo: Your work colleagues are her clients
> Muy Chungo: She earns more than you
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Russ
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wtf is chungo
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Fraser Young
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
wtf is chungo
 did you read the post before replying?!
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drunkenfool
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quote:
Originally posted by Fwaza esquire
quote:
Originally posted by Russ
wtf is chungo
did you read the post before replying?!
 
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Skylined
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they arent funny
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Marc
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I get it, didn't laugh though 
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Aaron
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Spanish people aren't funny
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Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by Aaron
Spanish people aren't funny
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Russ
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quote:
Originally posted by Fwaza esquire
quote:
Originally posted by Russ
wtf is chungo
did you read the post before replying?!
no.
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Ste
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Good: Simple, easy jokes
Bad: Not understanding them
Chungo: Everyone knowing you don't understand them
I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
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VegasPhil
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Ste
Corsa 2.0 16v Vegas - Sold
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micra_pete
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whats chungo?
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Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by micra_pete
whats chungo?
like something that's reaallllllyyy bad, like worse than bad......
what ever the fook that means.... 
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