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Andy Stocker

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Registered: 31st Aug 00
Location: Herts Drives: Porsche 911
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30th May 08 at 09:33

I'm getting increasingly annoyed parking at my girlfriends house overnight, as each morning I am usually greeted by this sort of site

Anyone else have to park under tree's on a regular basis?

Adam-D

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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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30th May 08 at 09:36

yup, me the mondeo gets hammerd,
tempted to cut the tree down

Matt L

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Registered: 17th Apr 06
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30th May 08 at 09:38

get a stupidly sensitive alarm

first one to land on it sets it off they all fly of scared

*this may induce mass bird sh*tting though

Fro

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Registered: 20th Jun 06
Location: Rainham, Essex Drives: A3 2.0TDi Sport
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30th May 08 at 09:43

Think he already has a mass bird shitting problem matt

feed them all rice Andy

Gareth F

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Registered: 16th Jan 08
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30th May 08 at 10:24

Ive had one air attack that went from where yours is to the rear spoiler, looked like an elephant shit. Swear global warming or pollution is making seaguls bigger

Baskey

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Registered: 31st May 06
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30th May 08 at 10:26

get a .22

Dean_W

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Registered: 13th Dec 05
Location: Downham Market, Norfolk
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30th May 08 at 10:28

quote:
Originally posted by Baskey
get a .22

.177 is a bit better, more accurate.

Superlite Ltd.

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Registered: 9th Jan 07
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30th May 08 at 10:32

quote:
Originally posted by Dean_W

quote:
Originally posted by Baskey
get a .22

.177 is a bit better, more accurate.

would .177 bring down a seagul? .22 with solid head prometheus round would

Baskey

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Registered: 31st May 06
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30th May 08 at 10:52

My 1.77's only a psitol so prob not, iv got a .22 rifel which will take down anything

[Edited on 30-05-2008 by Baskey]

Nick-S

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Registered: 3rd Mar 04
Location: Leigh. Drives: RS Megane 230 F1 Team R26
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30th May 08 at 10:55

quote:
Originally posted by Dean_W

quote:
Originally posted by Baskey
get a .22

.177 is a bit better, more accurate.

id be useing a .50cal machine gun if something shat on my car that much

[Edited on 30-05-2008 by GSi_16v]

Anty

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Registered: 19th Mar 08
Location: droitwich
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30th May 08 at 11:37

why... get a falcon they soon bugger off..lol why do you have yo park under a tree?

xa0s

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Registered: 4th Mar 08
Location: Dartford, Kent Car: Turbo'd Fabia vRS
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30th May 08 at 11:39

There's a tree outside my house and I parked under there for a night and came out and could barely see the car where their was so much crap fallen from the tree and bird shit. Never again! I now park up the road which I hate 'cus anyone could be nicking bits.

Skylined

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Registered: 27th Sep 05
Location: Sideways, Surrey
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30th May 08 at 11:40

don't park under the tree?

Anty

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Registered: 19th Mar 08
Location: droitwich
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30th May 08 at 11:51

do you not have an allicated parking spot?

Lynny

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Registered: 3rd Jan 03
Location: oop north! Where people talk properly
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30th May 08 at 12:53

Parking infront of the big bins at work, they get full of birds on the scrounge.....my car has become a birds toilet

Minty_Fresh

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Registered: 1st May 08
Location: westmidlands
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30th May 08 at 12:58

my car was worse then the subaru above the other week..

must have been a swan or something lmao literally covered the bonnet in one lot, and it was all up the garage...

bastards!! lmao

Andy Stocker

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Registered: 31st Aug 00
Location: Herts Drives: Porsche 911
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30th May 08 at 13:29

quote:
Originally posted by Skylined
don't park under the tree?

Unfortunately the only parking available is under tree's or else I wouldn't park there.

scottmmw

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Registered: 9th Aug 05
Location: Brotton, Cleveland
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30th May 08 at 14:00

get a car cover.

col

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Registered: 1st May 08
Location: cumbria
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30th May 08 at 14:30

park under the tree with less birds in

mattk

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Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
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30th May 08 at 14:47

.22 All the way

Skylined

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Registered: 27th Sep 05
Location: Sideways, Surrey
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30th May 08 at 14:56

where can you buy them from? ^^

Ellis

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Registered: 11th Sep 07
Location: Aberdeenshire
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30th May 08 at 14:57

quote:
Originally posted by Skylined
where can you buy them from? ^^

I need one too!

Andy Stocker

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Registered: 31st Aug 00
Location: Herts Drives: Porsche 911
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30th May 08 at 14:59

quote:
Originally posted by col
park under the tree with less birds in

Cheers

mattk

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Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
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30th May 08 at 15:17

I actually got it off the net, my dad has just ordered the superior one, il post a link when he comes in

Graham88

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Registered: 16th Apr 07
Location: South East Kent Drives: E46 M3
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30th May 08 at 15:18

Holy shit

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