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Fonz
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23rd May 08 at 13:22   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I've been involved in a terrible accident i ran into three asians on a zebra crossing!!

One went through the windshield, the second dented my bonnet and the third got knocked up the road 200yds

fortunately the Police have been brilliant, one has been done for breaking and entering, one for criminal damages and the other for leaving the scene of a accident!


queue cries of racism/banned .gifs - i'll get my coat

[Edited on 23-05-2008 by Fonz]
Tommy L
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deano87
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Highly racist.

But also highly amusing.

Change 'Asians' to 'Eastern Europeans' and I think you'd get months inside, as opposed to years but technically during the accident you're the minority so it can't be racism
RyanSxi
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quote:
Originally posted by deano87
Highly racist.

But also highly amusing.

Change 'Asians' to 'Eastern Europeans' and I think you'd get months inside, as opposed to years but technically during the accident you're the minority so it can't be racism


Just as good as the joke
deano87
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Well it's true when you hear on the news about these gangs of Asian youths beating up some white kid, going by Oxford English Dictionary, it's a racist attack.
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quote:
Originally posted by deano87
Change 'Asians' to `Pakis`


LOL Fucking cracking Joke
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quote:
Originally posted by mattk
quote:
Originally posted by deano87
Change 'Asians' to `Pakis`


LOL Fucking cracking Joke

Tommy L
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23rd May 08 at 14:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Oh, now thats racist
mattk
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23rd May 08 at 14:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
its only like calling an american a `yank`
RyanSxi
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Here we go
Marc
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Tommy L
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quote:
Originally posted by mattk
its only like calling an american a `yank`
Matt, im only fucking around
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