Skylined
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My mate just informed me of the following:
Basically he was having unprotected sex with a girl, came in like a minute, and decided the best way to solve the situation was to go down on her and (these are his words not mine) "eat his own cum out", in the hope that she wouldn't notice, and then proceeded to have sex with her again after sufficient time had passed/cum had been reclaimed.
Thought I'd share that incase you ever found yourselves in a similar situation and didn't know what to do
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willay
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Cosmo
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CorsAsh
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You need new mates.
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Lawrah
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notts.pirate
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why why why
just use a fake name
wonder iof he could be sure it was all his or not
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Tommy L
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He ate his own cum
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RyanSxi
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WTF
Thats wrong on so many levels.
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MatthewR
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Dirty Kunt
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Skylined
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Ha loving how this got 7 replies in the first 30 seconds
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Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by MatthewR
Dirty Kunt
Dirk Kuyt?
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MatthewR
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RyanSxi
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by MatthewR
Dirty Kunt
Dirk Kuyt?
Unsuprising really, he looks the type
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Baskey
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lol at 'eat his own cum out'
better than someone elses i sopose
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DannyB
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I'd rather people know i premature ejaculated than eat my own muck
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Andy Stocker
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He'll be felching next
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antmashed
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haha legend do you think it works?
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antmashed
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quote:
Originally posted by Andy Stocker
He'll be felching next
:sick:
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WATSON
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Just NO!
What the fuck was he thinking!, I dont even kiss the other half after shes sooked the good old boaby never mind "Eat my own cum out" her pissflaps.
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Tom
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Hope he wasn't stirring the porridge if she was the loose type (which it sounds like)
Regardless, he's a dirty mofo anyway agree with watson, she'd have to brush her teeth if she's wanting a kiss after she's had a load in her mouth
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Joe
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good story, what a fucking idiot.
Did he manage to 'recover' and go again?
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Matt L
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that is disgusting & hilarious at the same time
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Phi
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what a prat
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Tom A
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LMAO at "cum had been reclaimed" haha. But that is possibly the worst idea i have ever heard.
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Colin
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Ive got a 'mate' (actually we just grew up together associates! ) that would be proud of that. Hes a right sick fucker some of his stories are just too horrific to repeat!
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