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Author A man with a very 'personal relationship' with his car..
Fro
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   20th May 08 at 13:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Not sure if its a repost but there are probably peeps that have not seen it!

http://www.closeronline.co.uk/RealLife/Reallifestories/sex-with-car.aspx?dateonline=Monday+19+May+2008
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20th May 08 at 13:28   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Cue the landrover willy picture
Whittie
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20th May 08 at 13:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I tried to add " I hear fro dizzle has sex with his car too" but you have to register

What a complete and utter cock, no chance of him being de-virgined anytime soon
Matt L
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20th May 08 at 13:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
it is a repost. but still... sick weirdo tbf

edit: dont think it is a repost after reading it i think im thinking of a different car/person definatly heard about someone having sex with a car before though and im pretty surea bloke having sex with the pavement or something

[Edited on 20-05-2008 by Matt L]
nova_gteuk
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20th May 08 at 13:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by pow
Cue the landrover willy picture





Whittie
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20th May 08 at 13:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Hope the land rover has an std
Neo
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20th May 08 at 13:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
That looks exactly like our old IT Teacher
Skylined
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20th May 08 at 14:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
That is some funny shit

Now he has spent a further £200 on a “boy” car, a Trans Am he calls Todd, and is experimenting with a “gay” relationship.

Jordan says: “He’s very masculine. When I first bought him, I felt like I was cheating on Ingo, but now we all work well together.

“I have sex with Ingo more than Todd because Todd is kept in the driveway, not in the garage,” he explains. “I have to sneak outside in the middle of the night to have sex with him.”
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20th May 08 at 14:11   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Neo
That looks exactly like our old IT Teacher



SHUTTT ITTT
Neo
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20th May 08 at 14:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Chickless Headings
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20th May 08 at 14:13   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Stop it your making me laugh and theres a class of year 4's in here
carey
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20th May 08 at 14:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ha ha my friend told me about this - i thought she was having me on
deano87
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20th May 08 at 14:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I don't know what is more shocking, the fact he sticks his knob up the exhaust pipe or he bought a non-runner VW Bettle for over £700
Paul_J
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20th May 08 at 14:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
that's such a load of bullshit surely?
liamC
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20th May 08 at 14:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
has to be someone off here.
notts.pirate
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20th May 08 at 14:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
you read closer !!!
nova_gteuk
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20th May 08 at 15:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by deano87
I don't know what is more shocking, the fact he sticks his knob up the exhaust pipe or he bought a non-runner VW Bettle for over £700


1968 beetles are worth over £700 even non runners.

My brothers a vw nut and he seen some go for over 1.5k
Skylined
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20th May 08 at 15:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
or just the fact he bought a beetle
Baskey
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20th May 08 at 16:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Id do mine if it didnt have a 3.5 inch tail pipe, still tighter than my misses mind
Skylined
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20th May 08 at 16:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
^^ I disagree
Tommy L
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20th May 08 at 16:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
At least the car would never answer back and do exactly as you wanted, no questiosn asked
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20th May 08 at 22:01   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
wrong
Hammer
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20th May 08 at 22:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
If you shagged a Subura would you catch an STI?
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20th May 08 at 22:06   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
it might be a P1, 22B or RB320 though Paul
aim1
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20th May 08 at 22:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Unless the Bug gave its consent then its actually rape?...

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