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Author Joke
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26th Apr 08 at 14:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
What did the McCann's get for Christmas last year.......












A Smaller Turkey

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Timbaland
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Do you know Jakey?
Jakey
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quote:
Originally posted by Timbaland
Do you know Jakey?


CorsAsh
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Q: How many people with Alzheimers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



A: To get to the other side.
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Q: How many people with Alzheimers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



A: To get to the other side.


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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Q: How many people with Alzheimers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



A: To get to the other side.
"Controversial"
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Q: How many people with Alzheimers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



A: To get to the other side.


so much!


Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?





So you can see the expression on its face.
Kurt
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26th Apr 08 at 18:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Theres a guy walking along and he comes across a kid sat crying.
He asks the kid "whats wrong"
The kid tearful, looks up and wipes his eyes "My family are d...d...d dead, we were in the car when suddenly it lost control and went over the edge, somehow i was thrown free"
The guy looks at the kid gobsmacked "wow, youve lost like your mum, your dad, your brothers and sisters and your all alone"
The kid begins to cry again
The guy pulls down his pants "Its Just Not Your Day Is It"
carey
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26th Apr 08 at 22:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
CorsaAsh = Kurt = !

Family of prostitues having dinner. Daughter says, "I just got £50 for giving a blow job!" Mum says, "It was only £5 in my day." Gran says, "In my day we were just glad of the warm drink!"

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Carey....please leave the internet
carey
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26th Apr 08 at 22:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
well it made me lafff...im gunna txt u the retard joke now....

speaking of retards i dont get your joke

[Edited on 26-04-2008 by carey_corsasport]

 
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