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psycho sport
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   22nd Apr 08 at 18:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/7359258.stm

What a bunch of retarded monkies!!
CorsAsh
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22nd Apr 08 at 19:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Fuck off
Sean-B
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22nd Apr 08 at 19:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

grrr this stuff makes me so angry!!!
CorsAsh
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22nd Apr 08 at 19:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I think it's time for some new Crusades.

And the time is relative to GMT by the way.
MikeD
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22nd Apr 08 at 19:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I just had to double check the date, that has to be a wind up
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22nd Apr 08 at 19:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

GTF.
Ben G
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i'd love to buy something to fuck every muslims compass up so they end up praying towards big ben or something
JonnyJ
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22nd Apr 08 at 19:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
i'd love to buy something to fuck every muslims compass up so they end up praying towards big ben or something


You mean a magnet
Marc
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22nd Apr 08 at 19:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

FPMSL LMAO LOL XBOX360
BluKoo
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22nd Apr 08 at 19:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I absolutely fucking hate shit like this!!! Its an absulote joke.

All those BADGERS are gonna ruin our country!

Makes me wanna go and bomb all those fuckers off the face of the earth!
Ben G
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quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
i'd love to buy something to fuck every muslims compass up so they end up praying towards big ben or something


You mean a magnet


surely if that all it was that messes it up then there magnet would be going crazy if they were in a big city
Aaron
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22nd Apr 08 at 19:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

[SetH]

LMAO HEFFERTITS

[/SetH]
sneddz
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22nd Apr 08 at 19:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

this shit makes me so mad!!!!!
BluKoo
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
i'd love to buy something to fuck every muslims compass up so they end up praying towards big ben or something


I'm sure they don't consult a compas before they start praying. They'll just know which way to face through force of habbit.
Personally, i think it would be a better idea to stabb them all in the eyes, make them blind and spin them round as if they were playing pin the tail on the donkey. Then they wouldn't have a clue which way they were facing.
Maybe a little harsh, but its not as if all the praying does the stupid towel wearing fucks any good anyway.
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22nd Apr 08 at 21:44   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I don't see the problem, if their scientific theory is right...
DAZ1985
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move our clocks 2hours forward?

not going to work
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makes my blood boil, they come to our country, fair enough, but try and change everything to suit them.... what happened when someone from the uk went to iraq or wherever it was, she named a bear and they wanted her dead. another thing is in there payer book(cant remember its name) it says about how those who dont believe in allah should be terrorized etc, so we let them in our country which is a christian based country... GOOD ONE....
John
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Does their 'prayer book' actually say that or did you just make that up from bits and pieces you've misheard
Hammer
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22nd Apr 08 at 23:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Stop.............................Mecca Time.

Has a ring to it i must admit, maybe those wacky muslims have a sense of humour to go with their plans for world domination.
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quote:
Originally posted by Robin
I don't see the problem, if their scientific theory is right...


it's the principle

they've changed enough already
BluKoo
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quote:
Originally posted by will_ainsworth
they come to our country, fair enough, but try and change everything to suit them.... what happened when someone from the uk went to iraq or wherever it was, she named a bear and they wanted her dead.


That says it all!

Its the government i'm most pissed off at. They seem ready to bend over backwards to please all the muslims and other ethnics.

I heard that some schools even stopped doing christmas school plays incase it offended the muslim students

[Edited on 22-04-2008 by BluKoo]
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On the subject of this sort of thing, this was sent to me the other day.

Allah or the Lord Jesus Christ?
The Muslim religion is the fastest growing religion in the UK.


Last month I attended my annual training session that's required for maintaining my prison security clearance. During the training session there was a presentation by three speakers representing the Roman Catholic, Protestant and Muslim faiths, who explained each of their beliefs.

I was particularly interested in what the Islamic Imam had to say. The Imam gave a great presentation of the basics of Islam, complete with a video.

After the presentations, time was provided for questions and answers.

When it was my turn, I directed my question to the Imam and asked: 'Please, correct me if I'm wrong, but I understand that most Imams and clerics of Islam have declared a holy jihad [Holy war] against the infidels of the world and, that by killing an infidel, (which is a command to all Muslims) they are assured of a place in heaven. If that's the case, can you give me the definition of an infidel?'

There was no disagreement with my statements and, without hesitation, he replied, 'Non-believers! '

I responded, 'So, let me make sure I have this straight. All followers of Allah have been commanded to kill everyone who is not of your faith so they can have a place in heaven. Is that correct?'

The expression on his face changed from one of authority and command to that of 'a little boy who had just been caught with his hand in the cookie jar.'

He sheepishly replied, 'Yes.'

I then stated, 'Well, sir, I have a real problem trying to imagine Pope Benedict commanding all Catholics to kill those of your faith or Dr. Stanley ordering all Protestants to do the same in order to guarantee them a place in heaven!'

The Imam was speechless!

I continued, 'I also have problem with being your 'friend' when you and your brother clerics are telling your followers to kill me! Let me ask you a question. Would you rather have your Allah, who tells you to kill me in order for you to go to heaven, or my Jesus who tells me to love you because I am going to heaven and He wants you to be there with me?'

You could have heard a pin drop as the Imam hung his head in shame. Needless to say, the organizers and/or promoters of the 'Diversification' training seminar were not happy with Rick's way of dealing with the Islamic Imam and exposing the truth about the Muslims' beliefs.


In twenty years there will be enough Muslim voters in the U.K. To elect a government of their choice, complete with sharia law
I think everyone in the U.K. should be required to read this, but with the Liberal justice system, liberal media and the political correctness madness, there is no way this will be widely publicized.

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im not a racist person but all this shite surely is making a lot of people racist... i get annoyed with it all.... we have our own religion in this country, fare enough practice your own but remember where you are!
Ren
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Well, everyone is acting like it's going to be enforced with the next Tax Increase. Get a grip everyone, who gives a toss? No-one's going to agree with it anyway.
BluKoo
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quote:
Originally posted by Ren
Well, everyone is acting like it's going to be enforced with the next Tax Increase. Get a grip everyone, who gives a toss? No-one's going to agree with it anyway.


Thats not really the point. I know it wouldn't ever happen, its the fact that they want everything their way.


I still think any form of religion or mass brain washing should be ruled out and made illegal. Its the root of most the problems in the world and i'm sure it does more harm than good.

[Edited on 22-04-2008 by BluKoo]

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