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dean101287
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22nd Apr 08 at 18:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
And not a nice one! She is from Slovakia and is old and buzzin. Reason I belive this is because she has a man around nearly every week. They always go straight to her room and the once I have answered the door to a man for her he seemed very edgy.

Im moving out soon so dont really give a shit but she is a f*cking butch towards me so now I just wana be a bastard to her

Some guy has just come to the house in a very nice new merc, private reg, the lot.

Any suggestions what I could do to confirm my suspicions. If I had the guts I would storm into her room bollock naked and say "room for a small one?"



[Edited on 22-04-2008 by dean101287]
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22nd Apr 08 at 18:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
you could just knock on her bedroom door, kinda burst in and ask if she minds if you borrow her...<whatever>
Ben G
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22nd Apr 08 at 18:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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JonnyJ
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22nd Apr 08 at 18:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Do you mean Slovakia?

She sounds nice
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ask him for the money up front ,as your her pimp.
dean101287
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22nd Apr 08 at 18:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
Do you mean Slovakia?

She sounds nice


Yes and trust me she isnt
BluKoo
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22nd Apr 08 at 18:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
ask him for the money up front ,as your her pimp.


I was just away to suggest that. Get in on the action
MatthewR
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22nd Apr 08 at 18:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Do you here any noises?
dean101287
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22nd Apr 08 at 18:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Bit screwed if he turns around and asks what the fuck im on about. The guy thats here now walked up the stairs and said " here comes the wounded soldier
dean101287
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22nd Apr 08 at 18:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MatthewR
Do you here any noises?


giggling and shit like that but I aint really into listening people do it.
MatthewR
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22nd Apr 08 at 18:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
but surely if u wanted to confirm your suspicions you could just have a listen, then you would know if she is or not?????????????????
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Or say to your flat mate..How much love.. doesnt really matter if she is offended since your moving out, and if she is then you have your answer
deano87
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22nd Apr 08 at 18:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
When she answers the door. Before they get into the bedroom, walk up to her with a ripped envelope and say
"I opened this by mistake when we got the post this morning. Your test results don't sound too good. Hope everything's ok".
Marc
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22nd Apr 08 at 18:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Keep sending them away saying they have the wrong address.
deano87
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
Keep sending them away saying they have the wrong address.

Better still, dress up like a gay male prostitute, dildo in hand, everything."Readdddyyyy".
MatthewR
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22nd Apr 08 at 18:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
get a pimp outfit, chains, goofy teeth the lot and go out outside next time someone calls "£100"
dean101287
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22nd Apr 08 at 18:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
they have just left in his car, so tempted to run out and jump in my car and follow.
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has she got a computer? History files?
dean101287
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she has a laptop, the house has wireless internet. She used to have a go at me when it went off untill i told her to f*ck off it aint my problem.

[Edited on 22-04-2008 by dean101287]
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look on the history if you can get on it. im sure the answer maybe thier if thier is one
Ben G
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22nd Apr 08 at 18:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
go and search her drawers for dildo's, condoms and any chains etc.

then use a uv light on her bed.

take photo's and report back to CS
dean101287
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
go and search her drawers for dildo's, condoms and any chains etc.

then use a uv light on her bed.

take photo's and report back to CS


Doors have locks on them.
jamez_zz
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22nd Apr 08 at 19:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
webcam in her room, with an extended cable. straight into your pc.
Whittie
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22nd Apr 08 at 19:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'll laugh if they just have a mad session of scrabble.

Just wireless webcam mate.
jamez_zz
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
I'll laugh if they just have a mad session of scrabble.

Just wireless webcam mate.


or that. lol.

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