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Kerry

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14th Apr 08 at 20:30

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7347339.stm

The cost of his first accident in 76 years was estimated at £60,000

Tommy L

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14th Apr 08 at 20:32

Thats why OAPs should be banned from the roads

CorsAsh

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14th Apr 08 at 20:32

Bloody hell.

Kerry

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14th Apr 08 at 20:33

Im crying with laughter at some of the quotes in that news piece

Bonney

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14th Apr 08 at 20:35

He even asked for a brush to clean up the glass

Robin

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14th Apr 08 at 20:35

Probably driving like a cock.

Ben G

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14th Apr 08 at 20:36

i'm guessing his foot jammed on the accelerator and the warp factor of the fiesta and the tremendous torque steer wa just too much for poor ol' Jack

Half Pint

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14th Apr 08 at 20:36

offering to help clear up.... you don't get that these days of the cheeky little 17 year old shites..

Eck

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14th Apr 08 at 20:38

"I just don't know what happened except that I lost control as I was reversing and suddenly I had hit the cars. "

CorsAsh

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14th Apr 08 at 20:39

Probably thought he was back in his Spitfire, attacking a couple of jerries.

Kerry

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14th Apr 08 at 20:40

I like this bit

He is well-known to workers at the showroom and has driven across the forecourt to get to his garage for 45 years without any problems.

CorsAsh

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14th Apr 08 at 20:41

Fucking hell, how big is the forecourt if it takes 45 years to cross?

Aaron

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14th Apr 08 at 20:42

Poor guy

Tom

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14th Apr 08 at 20:43

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Probably thought he was back in his Spitfire, attacking a couple of jerries.

FPMSL

Bless the old codger

Cosmo

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14th Apr 08 at 20:46

He flipped it reversing

FPMSL

Robin

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14th Apr 08 at 20:47

Was he listening to Blazin' Squad?

Russ

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14th Apr 08 at 20:49

quote:
Originally posted by Robin
Was he listening to Blazin' Squad?

i was going to post that :@

kenzie doesnt crash cars he does anal sex

CorsAsh

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14th Apr 08 at 20:50

put my thing down, flip it and reverse it
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it
If you got a big ***, let me search you
And find out how hard I gotta work you
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it

Tom

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14th Apr 08 at 20:54

quote:
Originally posted by Robin
Was he listening to Blazin' Squad?

FPMSL good man

Cosmo

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14th Apr 08 at 20:55

Just knowing that lyric to post it in here is enough for Ian to ban you.

Jamie

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14th Apr 08 at 20:57

quote:
Originally posted by Tom

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Probably thought he was back in his Spitfire, attacking a couple of jerries.

FPMSL

Bless the old codger

i actually laughed out loud at that

Jules

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14th Apr 08 at 22:49

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Fucking hell, how big is the forecourt if it takes 45 years to cross?

That is the funniest thing I've read on here for a long time and all you cunts missed it!?
Hang your heads in shame!

Ash - go to the top of the class young man, A+

[Edited on 14-04-2008 by Jules]

nova_gteuk

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14th Apr 08 at 22:52

Only in wales

flybikeslee

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14th Apr 08 at 23:10

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Fucking hell, how big is the forecourt if it takes 45 years to cross?

i think im the only one who found that funny

Jules

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14th Apr 08 at 23:50

quote:
Originally posted by flybikeslee

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Fucking hell, how big is the forecourt if it takes 45 years to cross?

i think im the only one who found that funny

I suggest you open your pork pies and look about 3 posts up then.....

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